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> [“Today I bought a small Frosty. This may not seem significant, but the fact is: I'm lactose intolerant. Purchasing a small Frosty, then, is no different than hiring someone to beat me. No different in essence. The only difference, which…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-wenderoth/today-i-bought-a-small-frosty-this-may-not-seem-significant-but-the/)

Joe Wenderoth

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## More by Joe Wenderoth

> [“Today I bought a small Frosty. This may not seem significant, but the fact is: I'm lactose intolerant. Purchasing a small Frosty, then, is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-wenderoth/today-i-bought-a-small-frosty-this-may-not-seem-significant-but-the/)

Joe Wenderoth

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