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> [“And ultimately, they find out everything: How you chew, how you sip, how you hum, how you dance. How you smell at every point in the day, how you are on the phone with your mother, the fact that many…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-reiser/and-ultimately-they-find-out-everything-how-you-chew-how-you-sip-how/)

[Paul Reiser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-reiser/)

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