--- title: "1 Friends Benefits Quotes By R.S. Burnett" description: "1 Friends Benefits quotes by R.S. Burnett. Plus more from R.S. Burnett and more Friends Benefits sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/986/r-s-burnett-28017_friends_why-don-t-we-do-the-whole-friends-with-b_1811313.jpg" --- > [“Why don’t we do the whole friends with benefits thing?” he asks seriously. “Because I don’t think I’d enjoy having the benefits you give me removed” I answer back not missing a beat. “Just friends it is then” he says…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-s-burnett/why-don-t-we-do-the-whole-friends-with-benefits-thing-he-asks/) [R.S. Burnett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-s-burnett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/986/r-s-burnett-28017_friends_why-don-t-we-do-the-whole-friends-with-b_1811313.jpg) ## More by R.S. Burnett > [“For the second time in my life I walk away from Tucker not wondering if I’ll ever see him again or wishing that I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-s-burnett/for-the-second-time-in-my-life-i-walk-away-from-tucker-not-wondering/) [R.S. Burnett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-s-burnett/) > [“Why don’t you tell people what happened last night” “You slept on the sofa!” “And why is that?” “Because you’re … incompetent”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-s-burnett/why-don-t-you-tell-people-what-happened-last-night-you-slept-on-the/) [R.S. Burnett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-s-burnett/) > [“I only just met you, I can’t lick you when I don’t even know you”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-s-burnett/i-only-just-met-you-i-can-t-lick-you-when-i-don-t-even-know-you/) [R.S. Burnett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-s-burnett/) > [“Fine, I just wanted to feel like me again” “Babe, you were naked” “Yeah well it worked so get over it”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-s-burnett/fine-i-just-wanted-to-feel-like-me-again-babe-you-were-naked-yeah/) [R.S. Burnett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-s-burnett/) > [“Oh come on, your ex-boyfriend comes back, his new fiancée slaps you. It’s not hard to connect the dots”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-s-burnett/oh-come-on-your-ex-boyfriend-comes-back-his-new-fianc-e-slaps-you-it/) [R.S. Burnett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-s-burnett/) > [“I don’t reply. Surely Tucker wouldn’t bring someone back to a room knowing that I’ll be in the bed too, first shot. He wouldn’t…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-s-burnett/i-don-t-reply-surely-tucker-wouldn-t-bring-someone-back-to-a-room/) [R.S. Burnett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-s-burnett/) > [“What would be your first thought if you woke up naked, next to me in bed?” “Huh … it’s kind of warm considering hell…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-s-burnett/what-would-be-your-first-thought-if-you-woke-up-naked-next-to-me-in/) [R.S. Burnett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-s-burnett/) > [“Did I mention how much I’ve missed you?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-s-burnett/did-i-mention-how-much-i-ve-missed-you/) [R.S. Burnett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-s-burnett/) > [“Politeness never was one of your strong points” “Bitch was always one of yours though”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-s-burnett/politeness-never-was-one-of-your-strong-points-bitch-was-always-one/) [R.S. Burnett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-s-burnett/) > [“I have never been with an ugly woman!” he argues. “You’ve never been with one that can tie her own shoe laces either”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-s-burnett/i-have-never-been-with-an-ugly-woman-he-argues-you-ve-never-been-with/) [R.S. Burnett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-s-burnett/) > [“Stay away from him! I haven’t gone near him! His fiancé however keeps following me around. Although now she knows I’m one of his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-s-burnett/stay-away-from-him-i-haven-t-gone-near-him-his-fianc-however-keeps/) [R.S. Burnett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-s-burnett/) > [“Why don’t we do the whole friends with benefits thing?” he asks seriously. “Because I don’t think I’d enjoy having the benefits you give…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-s-burnett/why-don-t-we-do-the-whole-friends-with-benefits-thing-he-asks/) [R.S. Burnett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-s-burnett/) > [“I'm not going to let you walk out on me again.” “I'm not walking out on you Tucker. I'm walking out on us.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-s-burnett/i-m-not-going-to-let-you-walk-out-on-me-again-i-m-not-walking-out-on/) [R.S. Burnett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-s-burnett/) > [“You could refer to me as god and the odd curtsey wouldn’t go a miss either”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-s-burnett/you-could-refer-to-me-as-god-and-the-odd-curtsey-wouldn-t-go-a-miss/) [R.S. Burnett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-s-burnett/) > [“They’re serious” “Well I hope so, they are getting married”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-s-burnett/they-re-serious-well-i-hope-so-they-are-getting-married/) [R.S. 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