--- title: "4 Friend Dinner Quotes by 4 authors" description: "Browse 4 Friend Dinner quotes by 4 authors. Discover the best Friend Dinner sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cf4/penny-marshall-14280_dinner_i-m-very-happy-to-watch-a-video-at-home_64326.png" --- > [I'm very happy to watch a video at home with a friend rather than do dinner.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/penny-marshall/i-m-very-happy-to-watch-a-video-at-home-with-a-friend-rather-than-do/) [Penny Marshall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/penny-marshall/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cf4/penny-marshall-14280_dinner_i-m-very-happy-to-watch-a-video-at-home_64326.png) > [“Okay, let’s pretend to be friends. Just two friends having dinner.” “That doesn’t work in the South. A male friend cannot have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-grisham/okay-let-s-pretend-to-be-friends-just-two-friends-having-dinner-that/) [John Grisham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-grisham/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/95b/john-grisham-974_civil-war_okay-let-s-pretend-to-be-friends-just-tw_703960.jpg) > [Invite your friend to dinner; have nothing to do with your enemy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hesiod/invite-your-friend-to-dinner-have-nothing-to-do-with-your-enemy/) [Hesiod](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hesiod/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/abb/hesiod-2889_dinner_invite-your-friend-to-dinner-have-nothin_2366384.jpg) > [If you're texting a friend about dinner, Google will give you restaurant reviews and directions automatically.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/om-malik/if-you-re-texting-a-friend-about-dinner-google-will-give-you/) [Om Malik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/om-malik/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3da/om-malik-6737_dinner_if-you-re-texting-a-friend-about-dinner_2916514.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/friend-dinner/#itemlist", "name": "Friend Dinner Quotes", "numberOfItems": 4, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I'm very happy to watch a video at home with a friend rather than do dinner.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Penny Marshall" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/penny-marshall/i-m-very-happy-to-watch-a-video-at-home-with-a-friend-rather-than-do/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cf4/penny-marshall-14280_dinner_i-m-very-happy-to-watch-a-video-at-home_64326.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cf4/penny-marshall-14280_dinner_i-m-very-happy-to-watch-a-video-at-home_64326.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cf4/penny-marshall-14280_dinner_i-m-very-happy-to-watch-a-video-at-home_64326.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I'm very happy to watch a video at home with a friend rather than do dinner.” — Penny Marshall", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Okay, let’s pretend to be friends. Just two friends having dinner.” “That doesn’t work in the South. A male friend cannot have dinner with a female friend if the male friend has a wife. It just doesn’t work down here.” “Why not?” “Because men don’t have female friends. No way. I don’t know of a single man in the entire South who is married and has a female friend. I think it goes back to the Civil War.” “I think it goes back to the Dark Ages. Why are Southern women so jealous?” “Because that’s the way we’ve trained them. They learned from us. If my wife met a male friend for lunch or dinner, I’d tear his head off and file for divorce. She learned it from me.” “That makes absolutely no sense.” “Of course it doesn’t.” “Your wife has no male friends?” “None that I know of. If you learn of any, let me know.” “And you have no female friends?” “Why would I want female friends? They can’t talk about football, or duck hunting, or politics, or lawsuits, or anything that I want to talk about. 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