--- title: "9 Friday-night-bites Quotes by 1 author" description: "Browse 9 Friday-night-bites quotes by 1 author. Discover the best Friday-night-bites sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/38d/chloe-neill-1102_awkwardness_awkwardness-thy-name-is-vampire-85609_85609.png" --- > [“Awkwardness, thy name is vampire.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/awkwardness-thy-name-is-vampire/) [Chloe Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-neill/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/38d/chloe-neill-1102_awkwardness_awkwardness-thy-name-is-vampire-85609_85609.png) > [“Did she watch Newsies? Tell me she watched Newsies. Twice.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/did-she-watch-newsies-tell-me-she-watched-newsies-twice/) [Chloe Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-neill/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e15/chloe-neill-1102_chicagoland-vampires_did-she-watch-newsies-tell-me-she-watche_1384395.png) > [“But there was a cost. Being near Ethan was just... incendiary. Part animosity, part ridiculous chemistry, neither conducive to a peaceful home…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/but-there-was-a-cost-being-near-ethan-was-just-incendiary-part/) [Chloe Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-neill/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/70c/chloe-neill-1102_animosity_but-there-was-a-cost-being-near-ethan-wa_1350901.jpg) > [“It's stupid, I know. I have this thing, this idea. This bullshit 'Mr. Darcy' idea, about the one that changes his mind.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/it-s-stupid-i-know-i-have-this-thing-this-idea-this-bullshit-mr-darcy/) [Chloe Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-neill/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d29/chloe-neill-1102_friday-night-bites_it-s-stupid-i-know-i-have-this-thing-thi_1103425.png) > [“Seriously, I’m totally weirded out by the girly nature of this conversation. And yet, it’s kinda like you’re growing up. Do you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/seriously-i-m-totally-weirded-out-by-the-girly-nature-of-this/) [Chloe Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-neill/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a54/chloe-neill-1102_chloe-neill_seriously-i-m-totally-weirded-out-by-the_2357323.png) > [“Ethan opened his mouth, closed it, then opened it again. “That’s an interesting analysis.” Dynasty reruns have been rolling nonstop on cable,”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/ethan-opened-his-mouth-closed-it-then-opened-it-again-that-s-an/) [Chloe Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-neill/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/97f/chloe-neill-1102_chicagoland_ethan-opened-his-mouth-closed-it-then-op_1502565.png) > [“Top Gun,” I whispered to Lindsey. We’d started pointing out Luc’s ubiquitous pop culture references, having decided that because he cut his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/top-gun-i-whispered-to-lindsey-we-d-started-pointing-out-luc-s/) [Chloe Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-neill/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f00/chloe-neill-1102_chloe-neill_top-gun-i-whispered-to-lindsey-we-d-star_2617655.jpg) > [“And so, on a night in late May, I found myself standing on the lawn of a Hyde Park mansion of vampires,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/and-so-on-a-night-in-late-may-i-found-myself-standing-on-the-lawn-of/) [Chloe Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-neill/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/241/chloe-neill-1102_friday-night-bites_and-so-on-a-night-in-late-may-i-found-my_2759984.jpg) > [“Who’s Baumgartner?” I asked. President of the 155.” At my blank stare, Catcher clarified, “My former union, Local 155 of the Union…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/who-s-baumgartner-i-asked-president-of-the-155-at-my-blank-stare/) [Chloe Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-neill/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2a8/chloe-neill-1102_chicagoland_who-s-baumgartner-i-asked-president-of-t_3015627.png) ## Top authors on Friday-night-bites - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b006/author-chloe-neill-23316.jpg) Chloe Neill 9 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/friday-night-bites/chloe-neill/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/friday-night-bites/#itemlist", "name": "Friday-night-bites Quotes", "numberOfItems": 9, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Awkwardness, thy name is vampire.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Chloe Neill" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/awkwardness-thy-name-is-vampire/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/38d/chloe-neill-1102_awkwardness_awkwardness-thy-name-is-vampire-85609_85609.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/38d/chloe-neill-1102_awkwardness_awkwardness-thy-name-is-vampire-85609_85609.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/38d/chloe-neill-1102_awkwardness_awkwardness-thy-name-is-vampire-85609_85609.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Awkwardness, thy name is vampire.” — Chloe Neill", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Did she watch Newsies? 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That was an interesting bit of information about our guard captain.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Chloe Neill" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/ethan-opened-his-mouth-closed-it-then-opened-it-again-that-s-an/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/97f/chloe-neill-1102_chicagoland_ethan-opened-his-mouth-closed-it-then-op_1502565.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/97f/chloe-neill-1102_chicagoland_ethan-opened-his-mouth-closed-it-then-op_1502565.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/97f/chloe-neill-1102_chicagoland_ethan-opened-his-mouth-closed-it-then-op_1502565.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Ethan opened his mouth, closed it, then opened it again. “That’s an interesting analysis.” Dynasty reruns…” — Chloe Neill", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 7, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Top Gun,” I whispered to Lindsey. 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President of the 155.” At my blank stare, Catcher clarified, “My former union, Local 155 of the Union of Amalgamated Sorcerers and Spellcasters.” I nearly choked on chicken, and when I was done with the coughing fit, asked, “The acronym for the Order of sorcerers is ‘U-ASS’?” A, seriously appropriate,” Mallory commented, giving Catcher a sideways grin. “B, explains why they call it ‘the Order.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Chloe Neill" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/who-s-baumgartner-i-asked-president-of-the-155-at-my-blank-stare/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2a8/chloe-neill-1102_chicagoland_who-s-baumgartner-i-asked-president-of-t_3015627.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2a8/chloe-neill-1102_chicagoland_who-s-baumgartner-i-asked-president-of-t_3015627.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2a8/chloe-neill-1102_chicagoland_who-s-baumgartner-i-asked-president-of-t_3015627.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Who’s Baumgartner?” I asked. 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