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title: "10 Frat parties Quotes by 10 authors"
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> [Let's just say I didn't get invited to a lot of frat parties.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-chozick/let-s-just-say-i-didn-t-get-invited-to-a-lot-of-frat-parties/)

[Amy Chozick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-chozick/)

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> [We ordered pizza at midnight and played video games, and I went to a few frat parties. I didn't know how to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/claire-danes/we-ordered-pizza-at-midnight-and-played-video-games-and-i-went-to-a/)

[Claire Danes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/claire-danes/)

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> [I'm so disappointed in the frat parties at Columbia. I'm like an English boy going to an American college. I'm thinking cheerleaders,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-minghella/i-m-so-disappointed-in-the-frat-parties-at-columbia-i-m-like-an/)

[Max Minghella](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-minghella/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/533/max-minghella-15446_american_i-m-so-disappointed-in-the-frat-parties_1402420.jpg)

> [I go to goth clubs dressed as a frat guy so I can stand around and look terribly uncomfortable. At frat parties…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/myles-munroe/i-go-to-goth-clubs-dressed-as-a-frat-guy-so-i-can-stand-around-and/)

[Myles Munroe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/myles-munroe/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/47d/myles-munroe-1081_clubs_i-go-to-goth-clubs-dressed-as-a-frat-guy_3215411.png)

> [Our early days - our audiences were always very sparse. We played very obscure places in very obscure parts of the world,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phil-ehart/our-early-days-our-audiences-were-always-very-sparse-we-played-very/)

[Phil Ehart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phil-ehart/)

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> [“He describes opening up an artery, flushing the blood out with water, and pumping in alcohol. I’ve been to frat parties like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mary-roach/he-describes-opening-up-an-artery-flushing-the-blood-out-with-water/)

[Mary Roach](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mary-roach/)

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> [“I overhear kids in my classes talking about frat parties— Omigod Michelle so lost her phone at the club! —and they sound…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kenny-porpora/i-overhear-kids-in-my-classes-talking-about-frat-parties-omigod/)

[Kenny Porpora](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kenny-porpora/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/253/kenny-porpora-25992_friendship_i-overhear-kids-in-my-classes-talking-ab_1978063.jpg)

> [ “There wasn't even enough meat to make proper fun of \[…\] I keep waiting for somebody else to come on TV, maybe… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-green/there-wasn-t-even-enough-meat-to-make-proper-fun-of-i-keep-waiting/)

[Stephen Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-green/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/358/stephen-green-95451_2010_there-wasn-t-even-enough-meat-to-make-pr_1642720.jpg)

> [I went to about one frat party a year. A year seemed to be enough time for me to forget how much…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/danica-mckellar/i-went-to-about-one-frat-party-a-year-a-year-seemed-to-be-enough-time/)

[Danica McKellar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/danica-mckellar/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/944/danica-mckellar-7192_beer_i-went-to-about-one-frat-party-a-year-a_1390702.png)

> [When I was in college, I remember fearing that the dreary grind of adulthood would feature infinitely more existential dread than frat…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/when-i-was-in-college-i-remember-fearing-that-the-dreary-grind-of/)

[John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/52d/john-green-12_adulthood_when-i-was-in-college-i-remember-fearing_1887693.jpg)

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