--- title: "1 Frank Asked Quotes By Lish McBride" description: "1 Frank Asked quotes by Lish McBride. Plus more from Lish McBride and more Frank Asked sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/141/lish-mcbride-10317_humor_ramon-looked-closely-at-the-little-guy-a_80659.jpg" --- > [“Ramon looked closely at the little guy as he ate. "Maybe he's Jewish. I mean, if Sammy Davis Jr. could convert to Judaism, why not a chupacabra? We should name him Harry Mendelbaum." I held up my arms in protest.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lish-mcbride/ramon-looked-closely-at-the-little-guy-as-he-ate-maybe-he-s-jewish-i/) [Lish McBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lish-mcbride/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/141/lish-mcbride-10317_humor_ramon-looked-closely-at-the-little-guy-a_80659.jpg) ## More by Lish McBride > [“Ramon looked closely at the little guy as he ate. "Maybe he's Jewish. I mean, if Sammy Davis Jr. could convert to Judaism, why…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lish-mcbride/ramon-looked-closely-at-the-little-guy-as-he-ate-maybe-he-s-jewish-i/) [Lish McBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lish-mcbride/) > [“You couldn’t really tell people you weren’t out performing your civic duties because you were too busy raising the dead.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lish-mcbride/you-couldn-t-really-tell-people-you-weren-t-out-performing-your-civic/) [Lish McBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lish-mcbride/) > [“Even if Douglas was trying to sacrifice me and harvest my creepy powers at the time, I feel like killing people for doing awful…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lish-mcbride/even-if-douglas-was-trying-to-sacrifice-me-and-harvest-my-creepy/) [Lish McBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lish-mcbride/) > [“And someone, somewhere, was having an even worse time of it than me. I tried to keep that in mind. No matter how crappy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lish-mcbride/and-someone-somewhere-was-having-an-even-worse-time-of-it-than-me-i/) [Lish McBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lish-mcbride/) > [“Begin at the beginning," I said, "and go on till you come to the end. Then stop.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lish-mcbride/begin-at-the-beginning-i-said-and-go-on-till-you-come-to-the-end-then/) [Lish McBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lish-mcbride/) > [“The cats, being cats, ignored her in that complete way only cats seem to be able to manage, and continued to drag her soul…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lish-mcbride/the-cats-being-cats-ignored-her-in-that-complete-way-only-cats-seem/) [Lish McBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lish-mcbride/) > [“I know you're frustrated, Sam, but the reality is you're in a world now where the majority of the people you run into will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lish-mcbride/i-know-you-re-frustrated-sam-but-the-reality-is-you-re-in-a-world-now/) [Lish McBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lish-mcbride/) > [“I had an affinity for pandas. Something about clumsy vegetarians struck a chord with me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lish-mcbride/i-had-an-affinity-for-pandas-something-about-clumsy-vegetarians/) [Lish McBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lish-mcbride/) > [“Sylvie-trin 5000: He was the Zelda to my Link, but that doesn't mean biker boy couldn't be the Princess Peach to my Mario. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lish-mcbride/sylvie-trin-5000-he-was-the-zelda-to-my-link-but-that-doesn-t-mean/) [Lish McBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lish-mcbride/) > [“Most people felt lost after high school. Sometimes I felt like I'd never really been found in the first place.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lish-mcbride/most-people-felt-lost-after-high-school-sometimes-i-felt-like-i-d/) [Lish McBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lish-mcbride/) > [“You want waffles?” I tried to keep the skepticism from my voice. “No firstborn or a pot of gold?” “I’m not a leprechaun, Sam.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lish-mcbride/you-want-waffles-i-tried-to-keep-the-skepticism-from-my-voice-no/) [Lish McBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lish-mcbride/) > [“There’d been some nights when my fat ass had saved my ass (ba-dum-tsh).”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lish-mcbride/there-d-been-some-nights-when-my-fat-ass-had-saved-my-ass-ba-dum-tsh/) [Lish McBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lish-mcbride/) > [“Homework, classes, running around, and then—bam—nothing but a life of work stretching out before you. No one prepares you for that feeling or even…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lish-mcbride/homework-classes-running-around-and-then-bam-nothing-but-a-life-of/) [Lish McBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lish-mcbride/) > [“I stared at the pictogram of a burger nestled between similar representations of shakes, sodas, and fries, on the front of my register. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lish-mcbride/i-stared-at-the-pictogram-of-a-burger-nestled-between-similar/) [Lish McBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lish-mcbride/) > [“Arriving on Bainbridge Island is the opposite of arriving in Seattle. When you got in your car and waited to unload off the ferry…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lish-mcbride/arriving-on-bainbridge-island-is-the-opposite-of-arriving-in-seattle/) [Lish McBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lish-mcbride/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/frank-asked/lish-mcbride/#itemlist", "name": "1 Frank Asked Quotes By Lish McBride", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Ramon looked closely at the little guy as he ate. \"Maybe he's Jewish. I mean, if Sammy Davis Jr. could convert to Judaism, why not a chupacabra? We should name him Harry Mendelbaum.\" I held up my arms in protest. \"You're all racist. Now shut up. We'll call him Taco von Precious of Svenenstein. 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