--- title: "14 Fowl Quotes By Eoin Colfer" description: "14 Fowl quotes by Eoin Colfer. Plus more from Eoin Colfer and more Fowl sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/692/eoin-colfer-736_accept_listen-to-me-goblin-you-re-stupid-let-s_1395114.png" --- > [Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/listen-to-me-goblin-you-re-stupid-let-s-accept-that-and-move-on/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/692/eoin-colfer-736_accept_listen-to-me-goblin-you-re-stupid-let-s_1395114.png) > [“Now, Master Fowl, let’s talk, shall we?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/now-master-fowl-let-s-talk-shall-we/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/138/eoin-colfer-736_fowl_now-master-fowl-let-s-talk-shall-we-1571_1571629.png) > [A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/a-fifeteen-year-old-of-to-save-the-world-with-faries-angeline-fowl/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5c1/eoin-colfer-736_fowl_a-fifeteen-year-old-of-to-save-the-world_1718275.png) > [Just what we need," moaned Holly. "Artemis Fowl with magical powers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/just-what-we-need-moaned-holly-artemis-fowl-with-magical-powers/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bb0/eoin-colfer-736_artemis_just-what-we-need-moaned-holly-artemis-f_1955832.png) > [She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees. -Artemis Fowl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/she-forces-me-to-endure-this-ridiculous-therapy-when-the-so-called/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ad8/eoin-colfer-736_artemis_she-forces-me-to-endure-this-ridiculous_3053352.png) > [gold is power-artemis fowl I liked the artemis fowl series because its about a boy genius](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/gold-is-power-artemis-fowl-i-liked-the-artemis-fowl-series-because/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f0e/eoin-colfer-736_artemis_gold-is-power-artemis-fowl-i-liked-the-a_999078.png) > [Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/artemis-fowl-will-never-be-secondary-i-thought-you-were-artemis-fowl/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/679/eoin-colfer-736_artemis_artemis-fowl-will-never-be-secondary-i-t_3147925.png) > [(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/about-his-terrible-attempt-at-making-a-sandwich-it-s-more-difficult/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/797/eoin-colfer-736_artemis_about-his-terrible-attempt-at-making-a-s_109291.png) > [Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/being-in-command-means-making-tough-decisions-not-being-in-command/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/62b/eoin-colfer-736_artemis_being-in-command-means-making-tough-deci_2287144.png) > [A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt himself again.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/a-metaphorical-weight-lifted-from-his-allegorical-chest-and-artemis/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/731/eoin-colfer-736_artemis_a-metaphorical-weight-lifted-from-his-al_2498007.png) > [Artemis Fowl grinned right back at him and pointed his index finger to the sky... from the tip of this finger sprang…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/artemis-fowl-grinned-right-back-at-him-and-pointed-his-index-finger/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c8e/eoin-colfer-736_artemis_artemis-fowl-grinned-right-back-at-him-a_1136019.jpg) > [She can't afford to commit more troops,' Holly whispered. 'The gate is her priority, and she needs to have as many Berserkers…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/she-can-t-afford-to-commit-more-troops-holly-whispered-the-gate-is/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/123/eoin-colfer-736_artemis_she-can-t-afford-to-commit-more-troops-h_2644964.jpg) > [So if you're not Artemis Fowl, then who are you?" The boy extended a dripping hand straight up. "My name is Orion.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/so-if-you-re-not-artemis-fowl-then-who-are-you-the-boy-extended-a/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/da9/eoin-colfer-736_artemis_so-if-you-re-not-artemis-fowl-then-who-a_2471390.png) > [Holly winked. 'Do I look like a fly boy to you, Fowl?' Artemis had to admit that she didn't. Captain Short was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/holly-winked-do-i-look-like-a-fly-boy-to-you-fowl-artemis-had-to/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/32a/eoin-colfer-736_artemis_holly-winked-do-i-look-like-a-fly-boy-to_359141.png) ## More by Eoin Colfer > [There’s always time for babbling.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/there-s-always-time-for-babbling/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) > [And I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/and-i-will-not-be-beaten-by-that-jackass-jackass-said-foaly-wounded/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) > [Thankfully the rest of the world assumed that the Irish were crazy, a theory that the Irish themselves did nothing to debunk. They had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/thankfully-the-rest-of-the-world-assumed-that-the-irish-were-crazy-a/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) > [The craft's occupants clutched their armrests, and more than one of them closed their eyes. But not Artemis. He couldn't. There was something morbidly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/the-craft-s-occupants-clutched-their-armrests-and-more-than-one-of/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) > [Tea? At the beach? No time for luxuries, Holly. There is important work to be done.” He winked at Butler. “Are you sure you’re…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/tea-at-the-beach-no-time-for-luxuries-holly-there-is-important-work/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) > [Wait," said Butler. "Just wait, Holly. Artemis has a plan." He squinted through the green dome. "What is your plan, Artemis?" All Artemis could…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/wait-said-butler-just-wait-holly-artemis-has-a-plan-he-squinted/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) > [Holly is alive,' thought Foaly 'My princess lives,'exulted Orion. 'And we're chasing a dragon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/holly-is-alive-thought-foaly-my-princess-lives-exulted-orion-and-we/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) > [“There were only two men on the planet better educated in the various martial arts than Butler, and he was related to one of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/there-were-only-two-men-on-the-planet-better-educated-in-the-various/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) > [If Elmore Leonard met Jim Thompson down a dark alley at midnight they might emerge a week later with thick beards, bloodshot eyes and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/if-elmore-leonard-met-jim-thompson-down-a-dark-alley-at-midnight-they/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) > [Sig Sauer. Nine millimetres. Thirteen in the magazine. Big bullets. One of these hits you and it could blow your head off; something even…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/sig-sauer-nine-millimetres-thirteen-in-the-magazine-big-bullets-one/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) > [“I feel him near in the twist of me guts. It's something I've always been able to do. --The Reluctant Assassin”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/i-feel-him-near-in-the-twist-of-me-guts-it-s-something-i-ve-always/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) > [Onscreen, Foaly rubbed his eyelids with his index fingers. "Yeah, yeah. Here we go. Captain Short goes rogue once more. Hands up who's surprised.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/onscreen-foaly-rubbed-his-eyelids-with-his-index-fingers-yeah-yeah/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) > [(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/about-his-terrible-attempt-at-making-a-sandwich-it-s-more-difficult/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) > [Play along, the wink said. I'll get you out of this. At least Artemis hoped this was what his wink communicated and not something…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/play-along-the-wink-said-i-ll-get-you-out-of-this-at-least-artemis/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) > [“ It's now or never , thought Otto. Now, now! thought Witmeyer. And so Ram kissed Thundercat, and suddenly neither bed of roses nor…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/it-s-now-or-never-thought-otto-now-now-thought-witmeyer-and-so-ram/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fowl/eoin-colfer/#itemlist", "name": "14 Fowl Quotes By Eoin Colfer", "numberOfItems": 14, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Listen to me, goblin. 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'The gate is her priority, and she needs to have as many Berserkers watching her back as possible. We are secondary at this point.' 'That will be her undoing,' Artemis gasped, already suffering under the weight of the flak jacket. 'Artemis Fowl will never be secondary.' 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I am, of course, your servant.\" Holly shook the proferred hand, thinking that manners were lovely, but she really needed someone cunning and ruthless right now, and this kid didn't appear to be very cunning.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Eoin Colfer" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/so-if-you-re-not-artemis-fowl-then-who-are-you-the-boy-extended-a/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/da9/eoin-colfer-736_artemis_so-if-you-re-not-artemis-fowl-then-who-a_2471390.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/da9/eoin-colfer-736_artemis_so-if-you-re-not-artemis-fowl-then-who-a_2471390.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/da9/eoin-colfer-736_artemis_so-if-you-re-not-artemis-fowl-then-who-a_2471390.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“So if you're not Artemis Fowl, then who are you?\" The boy extended a dripping hand straight up. \"My name is…” — Eoin Colfer", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 14, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Holly winked. 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