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> [“I'm so bitter right now that if the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse showed up I'd give them directions.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whiskey-britches/i-m-so-bitter-right-now-that-if-the-four-horsemen-of-the-apocalypse/)

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## More by Whiskey Britches

> [“I don't want to win a trip to fucking Sandals!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whiskey-britches/i-don-t-want-to-win-a-trip-to-fucking-sandals/)

[Whiskey Britches](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whiskey-britches/)

> [“The spirits of your dead ancestors are watching you masturbate.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whiskey-britches/the-spirits-of-your-dead-ancestors-are-watching-you-masturbate/)

[Whiskey Britches](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whiskey-britches/)

> [“I might be lying, but that did happen.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whiskey-britches/i-might-be-lying-but-that-did-happen/)

[Whiskey Britches](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whiskey-britches/)

> [“It comes and it goes, but mostly it goes.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whiskey-britches/it-comes-and-it-goes-but-mostly-it-goes/)

[Whiskey Britches](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whiskey-britches/)

> [“The news is just the story of the same thing happening to different people.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whiskey-britches/the-news-is-just-the-story-of-the-same-thing-happening-to-different/)

[Whiskey Britches](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whiskey-britches/)

> [“Self-preservation is a biological imperative even in the lowest of life forms, but annoyance is a trait exclusive to the most deviant.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whiskey-britches/self-preservation-is-a-biological-imperative-even-in-the-lowest-of/)

[Whiskey Britches](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whiskey-britches/)

> [“The Internet has proven to me that the human herd is every bit as indelicately bovine in its imagination as in its appetites.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whiskey-britches/the-internet-has-proven-to-me-that-the-human-herd-is-every-bit-as/)

[Whiskey Britches](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whiskey-britches/)

> [“Ayn Volk, Ayn Reich, Ayn Rand!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whiskey-britches/ayn-volk-ayn-reich-ayn-rand/)

[Whiskey Britches](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whiskey-britches/)

> [“I'm so bitter right now that if the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse showed up I'd give them directions.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whiskey-britches/i-m-so-bitter-right-now-that-if-the-four-horsemen-of-the-apocalypse/)

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