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> [There was an advert I rather liked. Devastated woman: "I've just seen the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse!" Husband: "Never mind, love, it's not the end of the world."](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-barnes/there-was-an-advert-i-rather-liked-devastated-woman-i-ve-just-seen/)

[Simon Barnes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-barnes/)

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> [Never mind, love, it's not the end of the world.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-barnes/never-mind-love-it-s-not-the-end-of-the-world/)

[Simon Barnes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-barnes/)

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## More by Simon Barnes

> [Football is based on desperation. All clubs are desperate in one form or another - desperate to succeed, desperate to survive, desperate to stay…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-barnes/football-is-based-on-desperation-all-clubs-are-desperate-in-one-form/)

[Simon Barnes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-barnes/)

> [The combination of an out-of-control tabloid press and a readership that thrills to the destruction of the England head coach is something no other…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-barnes/the-combination-of-an-out-of-control-tabloid-press-and-a-readership/)

[Simon Barnes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-barnes/)

> [Penalties are not football. They are not even as television people keep telling us, great drama. They are cheap melodrama.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-barnes/penalties-are-not-football-they-are-not-even-as-television-people/)

[Simon Barnes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-barnes/)

> [We can only truly be civilised people when we have regular and meaningful contact with the wild world](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-barnes/we-can-only-truly-be-civilised-people-when-we-have-regular-and/)

[Simon Barnes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-barnes/)

> [A living countryside is not a luxury but a necessity for the human population; if you let conservation go hang until your pockets are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-barnes/a-living-countryside-is-not-a-luxury-but-a-necessity-for-the-human/)

[Simon Barnes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-barnes/)

> [The traditional dress of the Australian cricketer is the baggy green cap on the head and the chip on the shoulder. Both are ritualistically…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-barnes/the-traditional-dress-of-the-australian-cricketer-is-the-baggy-green/)

[Simon Barnes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-barnes/)

> [Humans lived for several million years as fully wild beings: only in the last 10, 000 did we invent agriculture; only in the last…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-barnes/humans-lived-for-several-million-years-as-fully-wild-beings-only-in/)

[Simon Barnes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-barnes/)

> [Nature is not horrible. Nature is not wonderful. Nature is not cruel. Nature is not beautiful. Nature only is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-barnes/nature-is-not-horrible-nature-is-not-wonderful-nature-is-not-cruel/)

[Simon Barnes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-barnes/)

> [If you are old and you wish to be young again, if only for a moment, try and identify a dragonfly.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-barnes/if-you-are-old-and-you-wish-to-be-young-again-if-only-for-a-moment/)

[Simon Barnes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-barnes/)

> [Acquiring the trick of listening to birds will teach you how better to enjoy life and how better to endure it](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-barnes/acquiring-the-trick-of-listening-to-birds-will-teach-you-how-better/)

[Simon Barnes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-barnes/)

> [Sven must have neglected to pay tribute to one of those strict Nordic gods. But instead of cursing Eriksson himself, Thor has done a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-barnes/sven-must-have-neglected-to-pay-tribute-to-one-of-those-strict-nordic/)

[Simon Barnes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-barnes/)

> [Behind every footballing tough guy there lurks a mincing aesthete with a love of art for art's sake, football for football's sake. A win…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-barnes/behind-every-footballing-tough-guy-there-lurks-a-mincing-aesthete/)

[Simon Barnes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-barnes/)

> [Everybody loves birdsong. It's a human need... the sound of birds gives a deep, if sometimes almost unnoticed, pleasure](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-barnes/everybody-loves-birdsong-it-s-a-human-need-the-sound-of-birds-gives-a/)

[Simon Barnes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-barnes/)

> [Sport is something that does not matter, but is performed as if it did. In that contradiction lies its beauty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-barnes/sport-is-something-that-does-not-matter-but-is-performed-as-if-it-did/)

[Simon Barnes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-barnes/)

> [There are three great international team sports in Australia: cricket, rugby (two codes), and Pom-bashing. But the greatest of these is the last, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-barnes/there-are-three-great-international-team-sports-in-australia-cricket/)

[Simon Barnes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-barnes/)

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