--- title: "27 Found Quotes By Mark Twain" description: "27 Found quotes by Mark Twain. Plus more from Mark Twain and more Found sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/624/mark-twain-22_found_you-can-t-pray-a-lie-i-found-that-out-39_395621.png" --- > [You can't pray a lie -- I found that out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/you-can-t-pray-a-lie-i-found-that-out/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/624/mark-twain-22_found_you-can-t-pray-a-lie-i-found-that-out-39_395621.png) > [God's noblest work. Man who found it out? Man.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/god-s-noblest-work-man-who-found-it-out-man/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/011/mark-twain-22_effort_god-s-noblest-work-man-who-found-it-out_2134011.png) > [I'm the only person who has ever found the right way to build an autobiography.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/i-m-the-only-person-who-has-ever-found-the-right-way-to-build-an/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f24/mark-twain-22_autobiography_i-m-the-only-person-who-has-ever-found-t_1075824.png) > [The miracle or the power that elevates the few is to be found in their industry, application and perseverance under the promptings…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/the-miracle-or-the-power-that-elevates-the-few-is-to-be-found-in/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/31a/mark-twain-22_application_the-miracle-or-the-power-that-elevates-t_1127681.png) > [You have heretofore found out, by my teachings, that man is a fool; you are now aware that woman is a damned…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/you-have-heretofore-found-out-by-my-teachings-that-man-is-a-fool-you/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ca/mark-twain-22_education_you-have-heretofore-found-out-by-my-teac_852325.png) > [My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart-a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/my-mother-had-a-slender-small-body-but-a-large-heart-a-heart-so-large/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/be4/mark-twain-22_accommodations_my-mother-had-a-slender-small-body-but-a_1971856.png) > [Perfect grammar - persistent, continuous, sustained - is the fourth dimension, so to speak; many have sought it, but none has found…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/perfect-grammar-persistent-continuous-sustained-is-the-fourth/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/59c/mark-twain-22_dimensions_perfect-grammar-persistent-continuous-su_981243.png) > [Are you so unobservant as not to have found out that sanity and happiness are an impossible combination?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/are-you-so-unobservant-as-not-to-have-found-out-that-sanity-and-2/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b5e/mark-twain-22_combination_are-you-so-unobservant-as-not-to-have-fo_2215030.png) > [I found out that I was a Christian for revenue only and I could not bear the thought of that, it was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/i-found-out-that-i-was-a-christian-for-revenue-only-and-i-could-not/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/704/mark-twain-22_bears_i-found-out-that-i-was-a-christian-for-r_544115.png) > [No one is willing to acknowledge a fault in himself when a more agreeable motive can be found for the estrangement of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/no-one-is-willing-to-acknowledge-a-fault-in-himself-when-a-more/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/949/mark-twain-22_acknowledge_no-one-is-willing-to-acknowledge-a-fault_1282656.png) > [Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/deep-down-in-me-i-knowed-it-was-a-lie-and-he-knowed-it-you-can-t-pray/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f5a/mark-twain-22_deep-down_deep-down-in-me-i-knowed-it-was-a-lie-an_1239102.png) > [ If they \[the dead\] should speak, it would be found that in matters of opinion no departed person was exactly what he… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/if-they-the-dead-should-speak-it-would-be-found-that-in-matters-of/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/78e/mark-twain-22_dead_if-they-the-dead-should-speak-it-would-b_285979.png) > [I pledged myself to smoke but one cigar a day. I kept the cigar waiting until bedtime, then I had a luxurious…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/i-pledged-myself-to-smoke-but-one-cigar-a-day-i-kept-the-cigar/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a46/mark-twain-22_bedtime_i-pledged-myself-to-smoke-but-one-cigar_2638896.png) > [All war must be just the killing of strangers against whom you feel no personal animosity; strangers whom, in other circumstances, you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/all-war-must-be-just-the-killing-of-strangers-against-whom-you-feel/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/41c/mark-twain-22_animosity_all-war-must-be-just-the-killing-of-stra_1479187.png) > [I was an arden Hayes man, but that was natural, for I was pretty young at the time, I have since convinced…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/i-was-an-arden-hayes-man-but-that-was-natural-for-i-was-pretty-young/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/104/mark-twain-22_cases_i-was-an-arden-hayes-man-but-that-was-na_3036386.png) > [I have damaged my intellect trying to imagine why a man should want to invent a repeating clock, and how another man…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/i-have-damaged-my-intellect-trying-to-imagine-why-a-man-should-want/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e1f/mark-twain-22_another-man_i-have-damaged-my-intellect-trying-to-im_2818640.png) > [Of the 417 commandments, only a single one of the 417 has found ministerial obedience; multiply and replenish the earth. To it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/of-the-417-commandments-only-a-single-one-of-the-417-has-found/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cf1/mark-twain-22_atheism_of-the-417-commandments-only-a-single-on_420232.jpg) > [We are always hearing of people who are around seeking after the Truth. I have never seen a (permanent) specimen. I think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/we-are-always-hearing-of-people-who-are-around-seeking-after-the/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bb3/mark-twain-22_doubt_we-are-always-hearing-of-people-who-are_1740826.jpg) > [ Suppose . . . burglars had made entry into this . . . \[library\]. Picture them seated here on this floor, pouring… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/suppose-burglars-had-made-entry-into-this-library-picture-them-seated/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/917/mark-twain-22_absorbing_suppose-burglars-had-made-entry-into-thi_281932.jpg) > [I am technically "boss" of the family which I am carrying along-but I am grateful to know that it is only technically…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/i-am-technically-boss-of-the-family-which-i-am-carrying-along-but-i/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ad/mark-twain-22_authority_i-am-technically-boss-of-the-family-whic_2447204.jpg) > [The Christian Bible is a drug store. It´s contents have remained the same but the medical practice continues. For 1,800 years these…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/the-christian-bible-is-a-drug-store-it-s-contents-have-remained-the/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/529/mark-twain-22_bible_the-christian-bible-is-a-drug-store-it-s_3220809.png) > [I will now claim - until dispossesed - that I was the first person in the world to apply the typewriter to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/i-will-now-claim-until-dispossesed-that-i-was-the-first-person-in-the/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ba4/mark-twain-22_books_i-will-now-claim-until-dispossesed-that_2425676.jpg) > [I thought tamarinds were made to eat, but that was probably not the idea. I ate several, and it seemed to me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/i-thought-tamarinds-were-made-to-eat-but-that-was-probably-not-the/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d1f/mark-twain-22_citizens_i-thought-tamarinds-were-made-to-eat-but_673285.jpg) > [A sin takes on a new and real terror when there seems a chance that it is going to be found out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/a-sin-takes-on-a-new-and-real-terror-when-there-seems-a-chance-that/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/730/mark-twain-22_chance_a-sin-takes-on-a-new-and-real-terror-whe_1127673.png) > [We can secure other people's approval, if we do right and try hard; but our own is worth a hundred of it,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/we-can-secure-other-people-s-approval-if-we-do-right-and-try-hard-but/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e64/mark-twain-22_approval_we-can-secure-other-people-s-approval-if_734192.png) > [I am the entire human race compacted together. I have found that there is no ingredient of the race which I do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/i-am-the-entire-human-race-compacted-together-i-have-found-that-there/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fb5/mark-twain-22_found_i-am-the-entire-human-race-compacted-tog_1410727.png) > [Now he found out a new thing--namely, that to promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/now-he-found-out-a-new-thing-namely-that-to-promise-not-to-do-a-thing/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/353/mark-twain-22_body_now-he-found-out-a-new-thing-namely-that_2652278.png) ## Other authors on Found ## More by Mark Twain > [Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/sing-like-no-one-s-listening-love-like-you-ve-never-been-hurt-dance/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) > [If you had made the acquiring of ignorance the study of your life, you could not have graduated with higher honor than you could…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/if-you-had-made-the-acquiring-of-ignorance-the-study-of-your-life-you/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) > [“The Creator sat upon the throne, thinking. Behind him stretched the illimitable continent of heaven, steeped in a glory of light and color; before…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/the-creator-sat-upon-the-throne-thinking-behind-him-stretched-the/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) > [It's easy to quit smoking. I've done it hundreds of times.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/it-s-easy-to-quit-smoking-i-ve-done-it-hundreds-of-times/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) > [“It is never wrong to do the right thing.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/it-is-never-wrong-to-do-the-right-thing/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) > [A man accustomed to American food and American domestic cookery would not starve to death suddenly in Europe, but I think he would gradually…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/a-man-accustomed-to-american-food-and-american-domestic-cookery-would/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) > [There is nothing training can't cannot do. Nothing is above its reach.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/there-is-nothing-training-can-t-cannot-do-nothing-is-above-its-reach/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) > [I never write Metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price for city. I never write policeman because I can get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/i-never-write-metropolis-for-seven-cents-because-i-can-get-the-same/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) > [The higher animals get their teeth without pain or inconvenience. Man gets his through months and months of cruel torture; he will never get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/the-higher-animals-get-their-teeth-without-pain-or-inconvenience-man/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) > [“As far as I can see, Italy, for fifteen hundred years, has turned all her energies, all her finances, and all her industry to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/as-far-as-i-can-see-italy-for-fifteen-hundred-years-has-turned-all/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) > [Begin with the determination to succeed and the work is half done already.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/begin-with-the-determination-to-succeed-and-the-work-is-half-done/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) > [Many public-school children seem to know only two dates—1492 and 4th of July; and as a rule they don't know what happened on either…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/many-public-school-children-seem-to-know-only-two-dates-1492-and-4th/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) > [If we could imagine such a man, that is a man who could invent the fly and send him out on his mission and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/if-we-could-imagine-such-a-man-that-is-a-man-who-could-invent-the-fly/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) > [You perceive, now, that these things are all impossible except in a dream. You perceive that they are pure and puerile insanities, the silly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/you-perceive-now-that-these-things-are-all-impossible-except-in-a/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) > [Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/lord-save-us-all-from-a-hope-tree-that-has-lost-the-faculty-of/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/found/mark-twain/#itemlist", "name": "27 Found Quotes By Mark Twain", "numberOfItems": 27, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You can't pray a lie -- I found that out.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Mark Twain" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/you-can-t-pray-a-lie-i-found-that-out/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/624/mark-twain-22_found_you-can-t-pray-a-lie-i-found-that-out-39_395621.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/624/mark-twain-22_found_you-can-t-pray-a-lie-i-found-that-out-39_395621.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/624/mark-twain-22_found_you-can-t-pray-a-lie-i-found-that-out-39_395621.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“You can't pray a lie -- I found that out.” — Mark Twain", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "God's noblest work. 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