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title: "2 Forget Wife Quotes by 2 authors"
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> [“First, I'm not getting married, so you can forget the wife. Second, if I was insane enough to get married, I wouldn't have kids. Third, if I was insane enough to get married and have kids, it would be a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/first-i-m-not-getting-married-so-you-can-forget-the-wife-second-if-i/)

[Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-crusie/)

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> [“The process of putting Haarlem behind him resembled the changes a man goes through when he divorces. He takes a girl friend to forget his wife, but just doing that prolongs the connection with the wife. Possibly things will work…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harry-mulisch/the-process-of-putting-haarlem-behind-him-resembled-the-changes-a-man/)

[Harry Mulisch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harry-mulisch/)

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