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> [“if He-Man ever took out Skeletor, the forces of evil would be pretty well fucked, as the rest of them were a bunch of numbnuts.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-gualtieri/if-he-man-ever-took-out-skeletor-the-forces-of-evil-would-be-pretty/)

[Rick Gualtieri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-gualtieri/)

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## More by Rick Gualtieri

> [“I'm surprised you're not freaking." "I don't freak'" he said bluntly. "You kinda did when I burst into flames earlier." "You caught me by…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-gualtieri/i-m-surprised-you-re-not-freaking-i-don-t-freak-he-said-bluntly-you/)

[Rick Gualtieri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-gualtieri/)

> [“This was shaping up to be the worst conference call of my life, even worse than that time I accidentally clogged the school toilet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-gualtieri/this-was-shaping-up-to-be-the-worst-conference-call-of-my-life-even/)

[Rick Gualtieri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-gualtieri/)

> [“Sorry. Hi, Bill. How are you this fine morning?” “I’m fine. How are you?” “Wonderful. Now get the fuck in here before I kill…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-gualtieri/sorry-hi-bill-how-are-you-this-fine-morning-i-m-fine-how-are-you/)

[Rick Gualtieri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-gualtieri/)

> [“Who the fuck throws beholders at a first level party?” I snapped. “The whole concept of a random monster encounter is that it neither…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-gualtieri/who-the-fuck-throws-beholders-at-a-first-level-party-i-snapped-the/)

[Rick Gualtieri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-gualtieri/)

> [“That being said, getting thrown to crash into, and sometimes through, solid objects was becoming a disturbingly common occurrence in my life as of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-gualtieri/that-being-said-getting-thrown-to-crash-into-and-sometimes-through/)

[Rick Gualtieri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-gualtieri/)

> [“People tended to get too nostalgic for such things, not realizing that there is very limited pride to be had in torturing oneself just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-gualtieri/people-tended-to-get-too-nostalgic-for-such-things-not-realizing-that/)

[Rick Gualtieri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-gualtieri/)

> [“Call me shallow, but I don't give a damn what anyone else thinks. The world has so many more possibilities when you're hot.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-gualtieri/call-me-shallow-but-i-don-t-give-a-damn-what-anyone-else-thinks-the/)

[Rick Gualtieri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-gualtieri/)

> [“him. Instead, I lapsed into a quick retelling of where I’d been and what had happened. As I did, my eyes crept over to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-gualtieri/him-instead-i-lapsed-into-a-quick-retelling-of-where-i-d-been-and/)

[Rick Gualtieri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-gualtieri/)

> [“No matter what any of us did, there was a good chance this world would eventually become a place with no real heroes -…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-gualtieri/no-matter-what-any-of-us-did-there-was-a-good-chance-this-world-would/)

[Rick Gualtieri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-gualtieri/)

> [“Samuel leapt at me, no doubt going for the kill. Well, okay, maybe that’s a bit obvious. After all, you typically don’t fling yourself…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-gualtieri/samuel-leapt-at-me-no-doubt-going-for-the-kill-well-okay-maybe-that-s/)

[Rick Gualtieri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-gualtieri/)

> [“if He-Man ever took out Skeletor, the forces of evil would be pretty well fucked, as the rest of them were a bunch of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-gualtieri/if-he-man-ever-took-out-skeletor-the-forces-of-evil-would-be-pretty/)

[Rick Gualtieri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-gualtieri/)

> [“when life decides to kick you in the balls, it sometimes wears metal cleats.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-gualtieri/when-life-decides-to-kick-you-in-the-balls-it-sometimes-wears-metal/)

[Rick Gualtieri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-gualtieri/)

> [“I scrambled to my feet to avoid being caught in the prone position. Every gamer worth his salt knows it’s an automatic plus to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-gualtieri/i-scrambled-to-my-feet-to-avoid-being-caught-in-the-prone-position/)

[Rick Gualtieri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-gualtieri/)

> [“My plan is a lot like anyone else's: maximize my good times, minimize my bad, and leave the larger stuff to people who give…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-gualtieri/my-plan-is-a-lot-like-anyone-else-s-maximize-my-good-times-minimize/)

[Rick Gualtieri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-gualtieri/)

> [“Besides, it was painfully obvious that someone like Decker would end up in a place where he’d be polishing Demogorgon’s knob for eternity.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-gualtieri/besides-it-was-painfully-obvious-that-someone-like-decker-would-end/)

[Rick Gualtieri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-gualtieri/)

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