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title: "6 Floor Laughing Quotes by 5 authors"
description: "Browse 6 Floor Laughing quotes by 5 authors. Discover the best Floor Laughing sayings and thoughts."
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> [“rolf! what? are you really rolling on the floor laughing? well, please stay down there for a sec while I KICK YOUR…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-levithan/rolf-what-are-you-really-rolling-on-the-floor-laughing-well-please/)

[David Levithan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-levithan/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4fa/david-levithan-67_abbreviations_rolf-what-are-you-really-rolling-on-the_668441.jpg)

> [Daddy was hilarious. He could take the most mundane event and tell it so that we all on the floor laughing. He…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-decrow/daddy-was-hilarious-he-could-take-the-most-mundane-event-and-tell-it/)

[Karen DeCrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-decrow/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dbc/karen-decrow-12907_could_daddy-was-hilarious-he-could-take-the-mo_729751.jpg)

> [“(rofl! what? are you really rolling on the floor laughing? well, please stay down there a sec while I KICK YOUR ASS.)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-levithan/rofl-what-are-you-really-rolling-on-the-floor-laughing-well-please/)

[David Levithan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-levithan/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0e9/david-levithan-67_laughing_rofl-what-are-you-really-rolling-on-the_2617766.jpg)

> [“In some darkened corner, an evil troll named Karma was rolling on the floor laughing, hysterically.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/belle-malory/in-some-darkened-corner-an-evil-troll-named-karma-was-rolling-on-the/)

[Belle Malory](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/belle-malory/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c8/belle-malory-85294_corner_in-some-darkened-corner-an-evil-troll-na_2832825.jpg)

> [“I turned to watch the women on the dance floor, laughing and smiling and watching Travis and Megan vertically dry fucking.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamie-mcguire/i-turned-to-watch-the-women-on-the-dance-floor-laughing-and-smiling/)

[Jamie McGuire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamie-mcguire/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7b0/jamie-mcguire-215_dance_i-turned-to-watch-the-women-on-the-dance_2893607.png)

> [Women wearing men's clothes are chic, men wearing women's clothes make us fall on the floor laughing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cynthia-heimel/women-wearing-men-s-clothes-are-chic-men-wearing-women-s-clothes-make/)

[Cynthia Heimel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cynthia-heimel/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ee5/cynthia-heimel-10285_chic_women-wearing-men-s-clothes-are-chic-men_3020987.png)

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