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title: "3 Flat Iron Quotes by 3 authors"
description: "Browse 3 Flat Iron quotes by 3 authors. Discover the best Flat Iron sayings and thoughts."
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> [Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid it wouldn't look good…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carrot-top/almost-every-day-someone-asks-if-i-ever-flat-iron-my-hair-i-say-no/)

[Carrot Top](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carrot-top/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a12/carrot-top-12970_asks_almost-every-day-someone-asks-if-i-ever_373551.png)

> [“I’d rather straighten my pubes with a flat iron than go on another blind date.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-mcafee/i-d-rather-straighten-my-pubes-with-a-flat-iron-than-go-on-another/)

[Stephanie McAfee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-mcafee/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/675/stephanie-mcafee-52585_blind-date_i-d-rather-straighten-my-pubes-with-a-fl_437447.jpg)

> [My dad taught me how to do hair color and how to use a flat iron and curl hair.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-mondo/my-dad-taught-me-how-to-do-hair-color-and-how-to-use-a-flat-iron-and/)

[Brad Mondo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brad-mondo/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/682/brad-mondo-8229_color_my-dad-taught-me-how-to-do-hair-color-an_2525282.jpg)

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