--- title: "10 Flammable Quotes by 10 authors" description: "Browse 10 Flammable quotes by 10 authors. Discover the best Flammable sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/810/lailah-gifty-akita-11_christian_faith-is-a-flammable-fire-761742_761742.jpg" --- > [“Faith is a flammable fire.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lailah-gifty-akita/faith-is-a-flammable-fire/) [Lailah Gifty Akita](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lailah-gifty-akita/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/810/lailah-gifty-akita-11_christian_faith-is-a-flammable-fire-761742_761742.jpg) > [Excellent. They were flammable.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/excellent-they-were-flammable/) [James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/be8/james-patterson-171_excellent_excellent-they-were-flammable-532367_532367.png) > [This is the point in the show where we say, 'Oh, what else do we have in the van that's flammable?'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-savage/this-is-the-point-in-the-show-where-we-say-oh-what-else-do-we-have-in/) [Adam Savage](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-savage/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/845/adam-savage-4716_fierce_this-is-the-point-in-the-show-where-we-s_1819135.jpg) > [“If you drink anymore, you're going to be positively flammable.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michaela-haze/if-you-drink-anymore-you-re-going-to-be-positively-flammable/) [Michaela Haze](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michaela-haze/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f1e/michaela-haze-61461_alcohol_if-you-drink-anymore-you-re-going-to-be_1271939.jpg) > [If you are flammable and have legs, you are not blocking a fire exit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitch-hedberg/if-you-are-flammable-and-have-legs-you-are-not-blocking-a-fire-exit/) [Mitch Hedberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitch-hedberg/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4a6/mitch-hedberg-695_block_if-you-are-flammable-and-have-legs-you-a_690982.png) > [Unfortunately, zombies aren’t very flammable, and it went out instantly.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amanda-hocking/unfortunately-zombies-aren-t-very-flammable-and-it-went-out-instantly/) [Amanda Hocking](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amanda-hocking/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0c0/amanda-hocking-1305_zombie_unfortunately-zombies-aren-t-very-flamma_2229745.png) > [“Oxygen was called flammable air for a while, but it didn't catch on.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-forsyth/oxygen-was-called-flammable-air-for-a-while-but-it-didn-t-catch-on/) [Mark Forsyth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-forsyth/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/094/mark-forsyth-19782_quote_oxygen-was-called-flammable-air-for-a-wh_1024153.jpg) > [If anything, you should be happy that somebody is saying flammable things about your team. That should be great bulletin-board material.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-carlisle/if-anything-you-should-be-happy-that-somebody-is-saying-flammable/) [Rick Carlisle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-carlisle/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/330/rick-carlisle-4940_anything_if-anything-you-should-be-happy-that-som_3101394.png) > [“Good," said Moobin. "Any questions?" "Yes," said Tiger. "Why do inflammable and flammable mean the same thing?" "Sorry, I should rephrase that:…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-fforde/good-said-moobin-any-questions-yes-said-tiger-why-do-inflammable-and/) [Jasper Fforde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-fforde/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2b4/jasper-fforde-797_jasper-fforde_good-said-moobin-any-questions-yes-said_1172982.png) > [Everything is Flammable was the first full-length book I was able to finish. I started a couple others, but ran out of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabrielle-bell/everything-is-flammable-was-the-first-full-length-book-i-was-able-to/) [Gabrielle Bell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabrielle-bell/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e3/gabrielle-bell-47435_book_everything-is-flammable-was-the-first-fu_417497.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/flammable/#itemlist", "name": "Flammable Quotes", "numberOfItems": 10, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Faith is a flammable fire.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Lailah Gifty Akita" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lailah-gifty-akita/faith-is-a-flammable-fire/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/810/lailah-gifty-akita-11_christian_faith-is-a-flammable-fire-761742_761742.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/810/lailah-gifty-akita-11_christian_faith-is-a-flammable-fire-761742_761742.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/810/lailah-gifty-akita-11_christian_faith-is-a-flammable-fire-761742_761742.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Faith is a flammable fire.” — Lailah Gifty Akita", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Excellent. 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