--- title: "20 Fitness Quotes By Jarod Kintz" description: "20 Fitness quotes by Jarod Kintz. Plus more from Jarod Kintz and more Fitness sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6cd/jarod-kintz-2_fitness_after-months-of-training-i-broke-the-rec_1583319.jpg" --- > [“After months of training, I broke the record. Then right after that I celebrated by scratching all my CDs.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/after-months-of-training-i-broke-the-record-then-right-after-that-i/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6cd/jarod-kintz-2_fitness_after-months-of-training-i-broke-the-rec_1583319.jpg) > [Love will wreck your heart like a derailed train. So choo-choose your partner wisely.¨](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/love-will-wreck-your-heart-like-a-derailed-train-so-choo-choose-your/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9f3/jarod-kintz-2_fitness_love-will-wreck-your-heart-like-a-derail_1181958.jpg) > [“I didn’t win a championship, but I did pop some champagne bottles—and a few locks. Why bother training when you can just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-didn-t-win-a-championship-but-i-did-pop-some-champagne-bottles-and/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bff/jarod-kintz-2_fitness_i-didn-t-win-a-championship-but-i-did-po_2816879.jpg) > [“Every time I see a train, I think of robbing it. Like a Wild West cowboy, I’m out to steal and collect…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/every-time-i-see-a-train-i-think-of-robbing-it-like-a-wild-west/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/865/jarod-kintz-2_fitness_every-time-i-see-a-train-i-think-of-robb_3034940.jpg) > [“My workout partner is a cat. We nap together. He spots me a place, and keeps it warm, and then as soon…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/my-workout-partner-is-a-cat-we-nap-together-he-spots-me-a-place-and/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6f4/jarod-kintz-2_fitness_my-workout-partner-is-a-cat-we-nap-toget_1292899.jpg) > [“An exercise in unknowing is not the same as not knowing or forgetting.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/an-exercise-in-unknowing-is-not-the-same-as-not-knowing-or-forgetting/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fc8/jarod-kintz-2_fitness_an-exercise-in-unknowing-is-not-the-same_966157.jpg) > [“I want to weigh less, not through diet and exercise, but by acquiring a faulty scale.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-want-to-weigh-less-not-through-diet-and-exercise-but-by-acquiring-a/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/975/jarod-kintz-2_diet-and-exercise_i-want-to-weigh-less-not-through-diet-an_1878802.jpg) > [“The bullpen in a baseball park is the best place for matador training.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/the-bullpen-in-a-baseball-park-is-the-best-place-for-matador-training/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0ac/jarod-kintz-2_baseball_the-bullpen-in-a-baseball-park-is-the-be_1837745.jpg) > [“A brick could be used to instill courage in the cowardly. But training must begin at birth, and the weak identified while…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-brick-could-be-used-to-instill-courage-in-the-cowardly-but-training/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b4d/jarod-kintz-2_courage_a-brick-could-be-used-to-instill-courage_1294462.jpg) > [“Are there any sleeping jobs, because I have a lot of experience. Years and years, actually. And with on the job training,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/are-there-any-sleeping-jobs-because-i-have-a-lot-of-experience-years/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e9a/jarod-kintz-2_fitness_are-there-any-sleeping-jobs-because-i-ha_640457.jpg) > [“A blanket could be used to stop a train. Another good thing to use would be brakes. I’ll sell you a set…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-blanket-could-be-used-to-stop-a-train-another-good-thing-to-use/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/69f/jarod-kintz-2_fitness_a-blanket-could-be-used-to-stop-a-train_874447.jpg) > [“I want to go to the Olympics. But I don’t want to train, so who’s going to buy me a ticket? I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-want-to-go-to-the-olympics-but-i-don-t-want-to-train-so-who-s-going/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/57d/jarod-kintz-2_fitness_i-want-to-go-to-the-olympics-but-i-don-t_1229718.jpg) > [“A blanket could be hooked to ropes and attached to the body of a swimmer in training, to provide resistance and increase…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-blanket-could-be-hooked-to-ropes-and-attached-to-the-body-of-a/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6b6/jarod-kintz-2_falling-asleep_a-blanket-could-be-hooked-to-ropes-and-a_1834664.jpg) > [“Yes, he was Chinese, but Chew wasn't only his last name, it was also his first. And I found this strange considering…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/yes-he-was-chinese-but-chew-wasn-t-only-his-last-name-it-was-also-his/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b36/jarod-kintz-2_fitness_yes-he-was-chinese-but-chew-wasn-t-only_3045915.jpg) > [I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-consider-conversations-with-people-to-be-mind-exercises-but-i-don-t/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/75a/jarod-kintz-2_communication_i-consider-conversations-with-people-to_51757.jpg) > [“If my penis were big enough to be mistaken for a leg, I am not sure I'd want the world to know.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/if-my-penis-were-big-enough-to-be-mistaken-for-a-leg-i-am-not-sure-i/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b45/jarod-kintz-2_fitness_if-my-penis-were-big-enough-to-be-mistak_974951.jpg) > [“A brick could be used to help you get used to the fact that you’ve been used. I’ve been used to, so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-brick-could-be-used-to-help-you-get-used-to-the-fact-that-you-ve/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/857/jarod-kintz-2_brick_a-brick-could-be-used-to-help-you-get-us_2855824.jpg) > [“A brick could be used to stop a train. But I’ve got a better way to stop a speeding train. Stand firmly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-brick-could-be-used-to-stop-a-train-but-i-ve-got-a-better-way-to/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/da1/jarod-kintz-2_better-way_a-brick-could-be-used-to-stop-a-train-bu_3039442.jpg) > [“I want to sit on the sofa, eating potato chips, while wearing one of those vibrating ab belts and getting a workout.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-want-to-sit-on-the-sofa-eating-potato-chips-while-wearing-one-of/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ff8/jarod-kintz-2_fitness_i-want-to-sit-on-the-sofa-eating-potato_1730727.jpg) > [“Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/every-leap-year-i-like-to-jump-it-s-a-good-way-to-get-my-daily/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/de7/jarod-kintz-2_daily-exercise_every-leap-year-i-like-to-jump-it-s-a-go_2564984.jpg) ## Other authors on Fitness - [Toni Sorenson 80 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fitness/toni-sorenson/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b023/author-thomas-jefferson-90435.jpg) Thomas Jefferson 37 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fitness/thomas-jefferson/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b012/author-jack-lalanne-45460.jpg) Jack LaLanne 32 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fitness/jack-lalanne/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b010/author-frederick-lenz-36205.jpg) Frederick Lenz 32 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fitness/frederick-lenz/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b008/author-denise-austin-28649.jpg) Denise Austin 29 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fitness/denise-austin/) - [Mark Twain 24 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fitness/mark-twain/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b004/author-arnold-schwarzenegger-14772.jpg) Arnold Schwarzenegger 24 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fitness/arnold-schwarzenegger/) - [Aristotle 23 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fitness/aristotle/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b011/author-henry-david-thoreau-41473.jpg) Henry David Thoreau 21 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fitness/henry-david-thoreau/) - [David Kirsch 21 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fitness/david-kirsch/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b021/author-ronnie-coleman-81147.jpg) Ronnie Coleman 19 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fitness/ronnie-coleman/) - [Joe Wicks 19 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fitness/joe-wicks/) ## More by Jarod Kintz > [“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-notice-when-you-re-gone-or-do-i-how-can-i-observe-something-that/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I wouldn’t love you if you were the last Sodomite in Gomorrah.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-wouldn-t-love-you-if-you-were-the-last-sodomite-in-gomorrah/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-blanket-could-be-used-to-make-sweet-sweet-music-with-the-love-of/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-brick-could-be-used-to-slow-down-time-sort-of-like-a-camel-in-a/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/we-have-a-love-so-pure-that-it-makes-snow-seem-yellow-don-t-eat-it/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-hid-mrs-frozenwater-s-body-in-the-ice-cube-trays-in-my-freezer/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/two-similar-words-might-lead-to-two-similar-ideas-they-might-also/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/nothing-is-and-isn-t-nothing-is-and-isn-t-nothing-itself-is-and-at/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Embossed letters represent the topography of typography.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/embossed-letters-represent-the-topography-of-typography/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/there-s-only-one-piece-of-clothing-i-could-eat-fast-and-that-s-a-scarf/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/dora-j-arod-is-to-jarod-ora-as-yes-is-to-yes-yes-is-also-the-correct/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/the-best-part-about-being-kidnapped-is-being-blindfolded-and-getting/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Orafoura once told me that if I were a car, I’d be a Ferrari. One that was scratched smashed, rusted, and stolen.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/orafoura-once-told-me-that-if-i-were-a-car-i-d-be-a-ferrari-one-that/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“What makes a good leader? I ask myself this every day, and then as I begin to list off characteristics I realize I’m describing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/what-makes-a-good-leader-i-ask-myself-this-every-day-and-then-as-i/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I’d like to file a missing person’s report—on my clone. It’s nearly 2012. He should have been here by now.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-d-like-to-file-a-missing-person-s-report-on-my-clone-it-s-nearly/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fitness/jarod-kintz/#itemlist", "name": "20 Fitness Quotes By Jarod Kintz", "numberOfItems": 20, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“After months of training, I broke the record. 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