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title: "41 Firsts Quotes By Terry Pratchett"
description: "41 Firsts quotes by Terry Pratchett. Plus more from Terry Pratchett and more Firsts sayings from other authors."
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> [Shoes, men, coffins; never accept the first one you see.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/shoes-men-coffins-never-accept-the-first-one-you-see/)

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> [Everywhere's been where it is ever since it was first put there. It's called geography.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/everywhere-s-been-where-it-is-ever-since-it-was-first-put-there-it-s/)

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> [Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of our lives.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/tomorrow-is-the-first-day-of-the-rest-of-our-lives/)

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> [The first draft is just you telling yourself the story.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/the-first-draft-is-just-you-telling-yourself-the-story/)

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> [Every step is a first step if it's a step in the right direction.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/every-step-is-a-first-step-if-it-s-a-step-in-the-right-direction/)

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> [Luck is my middle name. Mind you, my first name is Bad.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/luck-is-my-middle-name-mind-you-my-first-name-is-bad/)

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> [I got into science fiction by being interested in astronomy first.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/i-got-into-science-fiction-by-being-interested-in-astronomy-first/)

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> [First of all you are a writer, a writer is what you are, so it doesn't actually stop the moment you leave…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/first-of-all-you-are-a-writer-a-writer-is-what-you-are-so-it-doesn-t/)

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> [I don't think I've ever been critical of the money Douglas Adams makes, especially since, as has been tactfully pointed out, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/i-don-t-think-i-ve-ever-been-critical-of-the-money-douglas-adams/)

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> [They looked at one another in incomprehension, two minds driving opposite ways up a narrow street and waiting for the other man…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/they-looked-at-one-another-in-incomprehension-two-minds-driving/)

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> [One of the highlights of the first Good Omens tour was Neil and I walking through New York singing Shoehorn with Teeth.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/one-of-the-highlights-of-the-first-good-omens-tour-was-neil-and-i/)

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> [One thing that writers have in common is that they are readers first. They have read lots and lots of stuff, because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/one-thing-that-writers-have-in-common-is-that-they-are-readers-first/)

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> [People whose concept of ancient history is the first series of Star Trek may be treated with patience, because it's usually not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/people-whose-concept-of-ancient-history-is-the-first-series-of-star/)

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> [Gods play games with the fates of men. But first they have to get all the pieces on the board and look…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/gods-play-games-with-the-fates-of-men-but-first-they-have-to-get-all/)

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> [He was, he would be the first to admit, a coward, an incompetent, and not even very good at being a failure.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/he-was-he-would-be-the-first-to-admit-a-coward-an-incompetent-and-not/)

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> [They were small, brightly coloured, happy little creatures who secreted some of the nastiest toxins in the world, which is why the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/they-were-small-brightly-coloured-happy-little-creatures-who-secreted/)

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> [I don't want unnecessary violence, sergeant," said Blouse. "Right you are, sir!" said the sergeant. "Carborundum! First man comes through that door…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/i-don-t-want-unnecessary-violence-sergeant-said-blouse-right-you-are/)

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> [Balance. It was all about balance. That had been one of the first things that she had learned: the centre of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/balance-it-was-all-about-balance-that-had-been-one-of-the-first/)

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> [Mum had done everything you need to educate a kid. She made me a kid who likes books and she told me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/mum-had-done-everything-you-need-to-educate-a-kid-she-made-me-a-kid/)

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> [Contrary to popular belief and hope, people don't usually come running when they hear a scream. That's not how humans work. Humans…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/contrary-to-popular-belief-and-hope-people-don-t-usually-come-running/)

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> [Anyway, it's like with bikes,' said the first speaker authoritatively. 'I thought I was going to get this bike with seven gears…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/anyway-it-s-like-with-bikes-said-the-first-speaker-authoritatively-i/)

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> [Picturesque meant - he decided after careful observation of the scenerey that inspired Twoflower to use the word - that the landscape…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/picturesque-meant-he-decided-after-careful-observation-of-the/)

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> [And that's when I first learned about evil. It is built in to the very nature of the universe. Every world spins…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/and-that-s-when-i-first-learned-about-evil-it-is-built-in-to-the-very/)

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> [You did what you were told or you didn't get paid, and if things went wrong it wasn't your problem. It was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/you-did-what-you-were-told-or-you-didn-t-get-paid-and-if-things-went/)

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> [Fantasy is escapism, but wait... Why is this wrong? What are you escaping from, and where are you escaping to? Is the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/fantasy-is-escapism-but-wait-why-is-this-wrong-what-are-you-escaping/)

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> [I am a technophile, so there is no such thing as a first draft. The first draft plunges on, and about a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/i-am-a-technophile-so-there-is-no-such-thing-as-a-first-draft-the/)

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> [That's a nice song,' said young Sam, and Vimes remembered that he was hearing it for the first time. It's an old…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/that-s-a-nice-song-said-young-sam-and-vimes-remembered-that-he-was/)

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> [For the first time in her life Granny wondered whether there might be something important in all these books people were setting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/for-the-first-time-in-her-life-granny-wondered-whether-there-might-be-2/)

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> [I certainly don't sit down and plan a book out before I write it. There's a phrase I use called "The Valley…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/i-certainly-don-t-sit-down-and-plan-a-book-out-before-i-write-it/)

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> [The thing about witchcraft," said Mistress Weatherwax, "is that it's not like school at all. First you get the test, and then…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/the-thing-about-witchcraft-said-mistress-weatherwax-is-that-it-s-not/)

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> [First Thoughts are the everyday thoughts. Everyone has those. Second Thoughts are the thoughts you think about the way you think. People…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/first-thoughts-are-the-everyday-thoughts-everyone-has-those-second/)

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> [In the first book of my Discworld series, published more than 26 years ago, I introduced Death as a character; there was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/in-the-first-book-of-my-discworld-series-published-more-than-26-years/)

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> [Belief is one of the most powerful organic forces in the multiverse. It may not be able to move mountains, exactly. But…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/belief-is-one-of-the-most-powerful-organic-forces-in-the-multiverse/)

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> [First Sight means you can see what really is there, and Second Thoughts mean thinking about what you are thinking. And in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/first-sight-means-you-can-see-what-really-is-there-and-second/)

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> [“First draft: let it run. Turn all the knobs up to 11. Second draft: hell. Cut it down and cut it into…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/first-draft-let-it-run-turn-all-the-knobs-up-to-11-second-draft-hell/)

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> [“Not for the first time in the history of the universe, someone for whom communication normally came as effortlessly as a dream…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/not-for-the-first-time-in-the-history-of-the-universe-someone-for/)

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> [It is said that whomsoever the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad. In fact, whomsoever the gods wish to destroy,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/it-is-said-that-whomsoever-the-gods-wish-to-destroy-they-first-make/)

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> [Jeremy tried to be an interesting person. The trouble was that he was the kind of person who, having decided to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/jeremy-tried-to-be-an-interesting-person-the-trouble-was-that-he-was/)

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> [The merest accident of microgeography had meant that the first man to hear the voice of Om, and who gave Om his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/the-merest-accident-of-microgeography-had-meant-that-the-first-man-to/)

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> [You're not going to tell me they built fifty-foot-high killer golems, are you?" "Only a man would think of that. It's our…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/you-re-not-going-to-tell-me-they-built-fifty-foot-high-killer-golems/)

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## Other authors on Firsts

## More by Terry Pratchett

> [“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/this-one-s-mental-eccentric-what-s-the-difference-a-bag-of-cash/)

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> [“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/but-i-did-not-return-until-half-past-four-this-morning-and-i/)

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> [“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/the-universe-contains-any-amount-of-horrible-ways-to-be-woken-up-such/)

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> [“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/someone-broke-from-the-scrum-and-punching-and-kicking-staggered/)

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> [It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/it-s-an-interesting-fact-that-fewer-than-17-of-real-cats-end-their/)

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> [You can't trust folk songs. They always sneak up on you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/you-can-t-trust-folk-songs-they-always-sneak-up-on-you/)

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> [Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/either-dragons-should-exist-completely-or-fail-to-exist-at-all-he/)

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> [“Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/magrat-wondered-what-it-was-like-spending-your-whole-life-doing/)

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> [A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/a-hardback-s-harder-at-christmas-time-because-that-s-a-good-hardback/)

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> [“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of young people.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/there-were-more-old-people-the-world-was-full-of-them-said-the-wizard/)

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> [“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/hobson-was-big-and-heavyset-but-not-exactly-fat-he-was-probably-what/)

[Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/)

> [“There is a night that never comes to an end… The clock of the world turns under its own shadow. Midnight is a moving…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/there-is-a-night-that-never-comes-to-an-end-the-clock-of-the-world/)

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> [“You'd like Freedom, Truth, and Justice, wouldn't you, Comrade Sergeant?' said Reg encouragingly. 'I'd like a hard-boiled egg,' said Vimes, shaking the match out.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/you-d-like-freedom-truth-and-justice-wouldn-t-you-comrade-sergeant/)

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> [“You are not apprehensive, are you? I can't detect no trace of fear none whatsoever Roomy cranium all possible videos of all possible outcomes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/you-are-not-apprehensive-are-you-i-can-t-detect-no-trace-of-fear-none/)

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> [Imagination, not intelligence, made us human.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/imagination-not-intelligence-made-us-human/)

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