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title: "11 Firsts Quotes By Daniel Handler"
description: "11 Firsts quotes by Daniel Handler. Plus more from Daniel Handler and more Firsts sayings from other authors."
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> [When I was researching my very first novel, "The Basic Eight," I was calling right-wing political and religious organizations and asking them…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-handler/when-i-was-researching-my-very-first-novel-the-basic-eight-i-was/)

[Daniel Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-handler/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b1e/daniel-handler-1043_asking_when-i-was-researching-my-very-first-nov_1743664.jpg)

> [The Basic Eight and Watch Your Mouth both have first-person voices, and I ended up investigating those voices and investing so much…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-handler/the-basic-eight-and-watch-your-mouth-both-have-first-person-voices/)

[Daniel Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-handler/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c96/daniel-handler-1043_eight_the-basic-eight-and-watch-your-mouth-bot_110404.jpg)

> [I first told the idea to an editor I had met who, after reading one of my novels for adults that was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-handler/i-first-told-the-idea-to-an-editor-i-had-met-who-after-reading-one-of/)

[Daniel Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-handler/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/efe/daniel-handler-1043_adults_i-first-told-the-idea-to-an-editor-i-had_2276572.jpg)

> [Just about everybody has written a first novel that they throw away before writing their actual first novel.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-handler/just-about-everybody-has-written-a-first-novel-that-they-throw-away/)

[Daniel Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-handler/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cb1/daniel-handler-1043_books_just-about-everybody-has-written-a-first_509514.jpg)

> [I can't think of a story that doesn't have something terrible in it. Otherwise, it's dull. So when I embarked into the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-handler/i-can-t-think-of-a-story-that-doesn-t-have-something-terrible-in-it/)

[Daniel Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-handler/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a0e/daniel-handler-1043_book_i-can-t-think-of-a-story-that-doesn-t-ha_1997471.jpg)

> [I opened my mouth and kissed you then, the first time all night, attacked you and surrendered completely, and let’s get out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-handler/i-opened-my-mouth-and-kissed-you-then-the-first-time-all-night/)

[Daniel Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-handler/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/330/daniel-handler-1043_break_i-opened-my-mouth-and-kissed-you-then-th_1151752.jpg)

> [Lemony Snicket. Now, I'm told - the books, of course, starting from the very first one, became hugely popular, selling millions and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-handler/lemony-snicket-now-i-m-told-the-books-of-course-starting-from-the/)

[Daniel Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-handler/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aa3/daniel-handler-1043_agents_lemony-snicket-now-i-m-told-the-books-of_73374.jpg)

> [I'd written my first novel for adults, which was called Basic Eight and was set in a high school, and we were…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-handler/i-d-written-my-first-novel-for-adults-which-was-called-basic-eight/)

[Daniel Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-handler/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/23b/daniel-handler-1043_adults_i-d-written-my-first-novel-for-adults-wh_2788631.jpg)

> [When it was first optioned, I was told that the chances of The Basic Eight becoming a film were slim because no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-handler/when-it-was-first-optioned-i-was-told-that-the-chances-of-the-basic/)

[Daniel Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-handler/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ae/daniel-handler-1043_becoming_when-it-was-first-optioned-i-was-told-th_1451651.jpg)

> [I have this fantasy that the second movie would begin with a brief statement by all of the young actors who had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-handler/i-have-this-fantasy-that-the-second-movie-would-begin-with-a-brief/)

[Daniel Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-handler/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d1c/daniel-handler-1043_actors_i-have-this-fantasy-that-the-second-movi_1718321.jpg)

> [ I'd finished the first two \[books\] and they were going to to be published, and \[editor\] said, "We need you to write… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-handler/i-d-finished-the-first-two-books-and-they-were-going-to-to-be/)

[Daniel Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-handler/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2a7/daniel-handler-1043_book_i-d-finished-the-first-two-books-and-the_2143218.jpg)

## Other authors on Firsts

## More by Daniel Handler

> [We laughed the rest of the way, because the point of this story is, it is not the cookies. It is the love.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-handler/we-laughed-the-rest-of-the-way-because-the-point-of-this-story-is-it/)

[Daniel Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-handler/)

> [I started making plans, thinking we would get that far.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-handler/i-started-making-plans-thinking-we-would-get-that-far/)

[Daniel Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-handler/)

> [I can't imagine why you would want to take your child to see what the career of a writer is like, because it mostly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-handler/i-can-t-imagine-why-you-would-want-to-take-your-child-to-see-what-the/)

[Daniel Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-handler/)

> [“All the deaths are dead for nothing but you're not dead at all.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-handler/all-the-deaths-are-dead-for-nothing-but-you-re-not-dead-at-all/)

[daniel handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-handler/)

> [“I love you so soundly and I will do anything to drag you forward.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-handler/i-love-you-so-soundly-and-i-will-do-anything-to-drag-you-forward/)

[Daniel Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-handler/)

> [I’d ruin any day, all my days, for those long nights with you, and I did.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-handler/i-d-ruin-any-day-all-my-days-for-those-long-nights-with-you-and-i-did/)

[Daniel Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-handler/)

> [Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-handler/chestnuts-in-stuffing-tastes-like-someone-chewed-up-a-tree-branch-and/)

[Daniel Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-handler/)

> [Lemony Snicket. Now, I'm told - the books, of course, starting from the very first one, became hugely popular, selling millions and millions. And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-handler/lemony-snicket-now-i-m-told-the-books-of-course-starting-from-the/)

[Daniel Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-handler/)

> [“The matches were a little 'he loves me, he loves me not,' but then I saw right on the box that I had twenty-four,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-handler/the-matches-were-a-little-he-loves-me-he-loves-me-not-but-then-i-saw/)

[Daniel Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-handler/)

> [I didn't like books where people played on a sports team and won a bunch of games, or went to summer camp and had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-handler/i-didn-t-like-books-where-people-played-on-a-sports-team-and-won-a/)

[Daniel Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-handler/)

> [I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-handler/i-love-no-one-but-you-i-have-discovered-but-you-are-far-away-and-i-am/)

[Daniel Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-handler/)

> [The Basic Eight and Watch Your Mouth both have first-person voices, and I ended up investigating those voices and investing so much in them…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-handler/the-basic-eight-and-watch-your-mouth-both-have-first-person-voices/)

[Daniel Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-handler/)

> [The Long Goodbye' is one book I like to read over and over again, and it was an enormous inspiration for 'All The Wrong…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-handler/the-long-goodbye-is-one-book-i-like-to-read-over-and-over-again-and/)

[Daniel Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-handler/)

> [The whole thing of what I’ve been trying,” you said, “is that you’re different, and you keep asking about the other girls, but what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-handler/the-whole-thing-of-what-i-ve-been-trying-you-said-is-that-you-re/)

[Daniel Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-handler/)

> [ I wrote a comedy, which hopefully \[Rick director\] Curtiss Clayton will bring to the screen, that I thought was the antithesis of all my… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-handler/i-wrote-a-comedy-which-hopefully-rick-director-curtiss-clayton-will/)

[Daniel Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-handler/)

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