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> [On the first day of school, I tell all my students to rip up their textbooks, and then I leave before their real teacher arrives.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-beryl-zelinski/on-the-first-day-of-school-i-tell-all-my-students-to-rip-up-their/)

[Victoria Beryl Zelinski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-beryl-zelinski/)

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## More by Victoria Beryl Zelinski

> [A fun thing to do in the checkout line is to take one thing from the cart in front of you and see if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-beryl-zelinski/a-fun-thing-to-do-in-the-checkout-line-is-to-take-one-thing-from-the/)

[Victoria Beryl Zelinski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-beryl-zelinski/)

> [Wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-beryl-zelinski/wasn-t-planning-on-going-for-a-run-today-but-those-cops-came-out-of/)

[Victoria Beryl Zelinski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-beryl-zelinski/)

> [Turned my phone onto](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-beryl-zelinski/turned-my-phone-onto/)

[Victoria Beryl Zelinski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-beryl-zelinski/)

> [If I were a bird, I would be the one that shows up right after they finish building the nest.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-beryl-zelinski/if-i-were-a-bird-i-would-be-the-one-that-shows-up-right-after-they/)

[Victoria Beryl Zelinski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-beryl-zelinski/)

> [Dear Lysol, Can't touch this. Sincerely .01% germs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-beryl-zelinski/dear-lysol-can-t-touch-this-sincerely-01-germs/)

[Victoria Beryl Zelinski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-beryl-zelinski/)

> [Went to the store to get](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-beryl-zelinski/went-to-the-store-to-get/)

[Victoria Beryl Zelinski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-beryl-zelinski/)

> [On the first day of school, I tell all my students to rip up their textbooks, and then I leave before their real teacher…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-beryl-zelinski/on-the-first-day-of-school-i-tell-all-my-students-to-rip-up-their/)

[Victoria Beryl Zelinski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-beryl-zelinski/)

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