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title: "514 Fired Quotes by 441 authors"
description: "Browse 514 Fired quotes by 441 authors. Discover the best Fired sayings and thoughts."
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> [I'd rather be fired than retire.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-blanda/i-d-rather-be-fired-than-retire/)

[George Blanda](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-blanda/)

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> [I am very fired up to run in New York.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dayron-robles/i-am-very-fired-up-to-run-in-new-york/)

[Dayron Robles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dayron-robles/)

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> [I've never been fired in my life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kara-dioguardi/i-ve-never-been-fired-in-my-life/)

[Kara DioGuardi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kara-dioguardi/)

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> [She had bullets in her eyes and they fired.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-dylan/she-had-bullets-in-her-eyes-and-they-fired/)

[Bob Dylan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-dylan/)

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> [I actually got fired from 'The O.C.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wilson-bethel/i-actually-got-fired-from-the-o-c/)

[Wilson Bethel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wilson-bethel/)

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> [Would I have fired me? Knowing me? No.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paula-deen/would-i-have-fired-me-knowing-me-no/)

[Paula Deen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paula-deen/)

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> [Sometimes I wish I could get fired.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-stone/sometimes-i-wish-i-could-get-fired/)

[Matt Stone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matt-stone/)

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> [“YA doesn't get librarians fired!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cory-doctorow/ya-doesn-t-get-librarians-fired/)

[Cory Doctorow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cory-doctorow/)

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> [We should because when coaches get fired, the players have a lot to do with it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/allen-iverson/we-should-because-when-coaches-get-fired-the-players-have-a-lot-to-do/)

[Allen Iverson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/allen-iverson/)

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> [You never ask why you've been fired because if you do, they're liable to tell you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-coleman/you-never-ask-why-you-ve-been-fired-because-if-you-do-they-re-liable/)

[Jerry Coleman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-coleman/)

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> [Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/proverb/death-is-life-s-way-of-telling-you-you-re-fired/)

[Proverb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/proverb/)

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> [Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sandra-bullock/whoever-established-the-high-road-and-how-high-it-should-be-should-be/)

[Sandra Bullock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sandra-bullock/)

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> [“I ought to fire one of my two employees into the other one’s asshole.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-ought-to-fire-one-of-my-two-employees-into-the-other-one-s-asshole/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [You got to be a stupid motherf\*cker to get fired on your day off. -Smokey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/friday/you-got-to-be-a-stupid-motherf-cker-to-get-fired-on-your-day-off/)

[Friday](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/friday/)

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> [“I leveled the gun and fired until it was empty.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-brady/i-leveled-the-gun-and-fired-until-it-was-empty/)

[Rachel Brady](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-brady/)

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> [How can you get fired from the company you started?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-jobs/how-can-you-get-fired-from-the-company-you-started/)

[Steve Jobs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-jobs/)

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> [When I started I knew it was a matter of when, not if, I would get fired. That's because that was just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lavell-edwards/when-i-started-i-knew-it-was-a-matter-of-when-not-if-i-would-get/)

[LaVell Edwards](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lavell-edwards/)

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> [It's not the way you want to get a job, to see someone you admire and look up to and learned so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-bickerstaff/it-s-not-the-way-you-want-to-get-a-job-to-see-someone-you-admire-and/)

[J. B. Bickerstaff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-bickerstaff/)

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> [“It's no accident that in a bureaucracy getting fired is called 'termination,' as in ontological erasure.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-foster-wallace/it-s-no-accident-that-in-a-bureaucracy-getting-fired-is-called/)

[David Foster Wallace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-foster-wallace/)

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> [What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me? I've been out of work before. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-rivers/what-are-people-going-to-do-fire-me-i-ve-been-fired-before-not-book/)

[Joan Rivers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-rivers/)

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> [“Since Adam and Eve were fired or cast out of heaven, we have all become unemployed from that day forward.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mwanandeke-kindembo/since-adam-and-eve-were-fired-or-cast-out-of-heaven-we-have-all/)

[Mwanandeke Kindembo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mwanandeke-kindembo/)

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> [When I get fired up, all of that is me. You have to have fun with it because it's who you are.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rusev/when-i-get-fired-up-all-of-that-is-me-you-have-to-have-fun-with-it/)

[Rusev](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rusev/)

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> [But isn't there something wrong when I'm the only guy in the country that got fired for 9/11?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/but-isn-t-there-something-wrong-when-i-m-the-only-guy-in-the-country/)

[Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/)

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> [There was a moment there when it was getting really bad and everyone was being let go. I was, like, 'Can I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michelle-branch/there-was-a-moment-there-when-it-was-getting-really-bad-and-everyone/)

[Michelle Branch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michelle-branch/)

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> [The NBA's been around how long? A hundred years? Fifty years? So to change it now, whoever that person is needs his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shaquille-o-neal/the-nba-s-been-around-how-long-a-hundred-years-fifty-years-so-to/)

[Shaquille O'Neal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shaquille-o-neal/)

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> [ I was 23, and I was in L.A. while on hiatus \[as an understudy\] from Biloxi Blues on Broadway. The guy that… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-lee/i-was-23-and-i-was-in-l-a-while-on-hiatus-as-an-understudy-from/)

[David Lee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-lee/)

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> [“It’s damned hard to fire another human being face-to-face, which is why you sort of have to congratulate Ted Turner, who took…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stanley-bing/it-s-damned-hard-to-fire-another-human-being-face-to-face-which-is/)

[Stanley Bing](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stanley-bing/)

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> [I don't think that every single case of sexual harassment has to result in someone being fired; the consequences should vary. But…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tarana-burke/i-don-t-think-that-every-single-case-of-sexual-harassment-has-to/)

[Tarana Burke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tarana-burke/)

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> [Sauber had a bad championship the year after they fired me and so if I had stayed it would have not been…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/felipe-massa/sauber-had-a-bad-championship-the-year-after-they-fired-me-and-so-if/)

[Felipe Massa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/felipe-massa/)

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> [“Have I mentioned the last time I saw her she marched out of my shop in a blaze of angry glory? Might…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-blakely/have-i-mentioned-the-last-time-i-saw-her-she-marched-out-of-my-shop/)

[Lauren Blakely](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-blakely/)

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> [There's no way that I could do a 9 to 5 job. There's no way. I was not cut out for that.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-quaid/there-s-no-way-that-i-could-do-a-9-to-5-job-there-s-no-way-i-was-not/)

[Dennis Quaid](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-quaid/)

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> [I haven't gotten fired from many jobs, but you finish a job and nine times out of ten you're just unemployed and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-selleck/i-haven-t-gotten-fired-from-many-jobs-but-you-finish-a-job-and-nine/)

[Tom Selleck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-selleck/)

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> [“Zemurray was not a man to be ignored or insulted. He had come to that particular meeting with a weapon of mass…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-preston/zemurray-was-not-a-man-to-be-ignored-or-insulted-he-had-come-to-that/)

[Douglas Preston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-preston/)

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> [“So, dearest Madden, on a scale of one to ten ... am I fired?" "What, for completely disobeying orders and bringing public…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrea-portes/so-dearest-madden-on-a-scale-of-one-to-ten-am-i-fired-what-for/)

[Andrea Portes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrea-portes/)

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> [ There is no way they should walk out of that place \[Wells Fargo\] with millions, tens of millions, tens and tens of… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-kasich/there-is-no-way-they-should-walk-out-of-that-place-wells-fargo-with/)

[John Kasich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-kasich/)

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> [Clarabelle...Clarabelle... You worked as Kenspeckle Grouse's assistant, did you not?' 'One of the. He fired all the others.' 'But not you?' 'He…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/clarabelle-clarabelle-you-worked-as-kenspeckle-grouse-s-assistant-did/)

[Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/)

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> [The Republicans had their shot not long ago to address the real needs and concerns of everyday Americans, and they blew it.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-pawlenty/the-republicans-had-their-shot-not-long-ago-to-address-the-real-needs/)

[Tim Pawlenty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-pawlenty/)

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> [“Three days ago, I was fired from my job teaching at a college because one of my students bet me that you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-pink/three-days-ago-i-was-fired-from-my-job-teaching-at-a-college-because/)

[Sam Pink](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-pink/)

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> [“I don’t have any interest in helping you keep your job,” I say, shifting my weight onto my heels, suddenly tired and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kyra-davis/i-don-t-have-any-interest-in-helping-you-keep-your-job-i-say-shifting/)

[Kyra Davis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kyra-davis/)

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> [“Give me an adventure." In the moment that followed, Cord realized that this sounded weird, and lost her nerve. She held up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neal-stephenson/give-me-an-adventure-in-the-moment-that-followed-cord-realized-that/)

[Neal Stephenson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neal-stephenson/)

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                        "text": "“So, dearest Madden, on a scale of one to ten ... am I fired?\" \"What, for completely disobeying orders and bringing public enemy number one back to the center of the liberal universe so we would have to actually pardon him?\" \"Something like that.\" \"You know, this may surprise you, but the president of the United States, your commander in chief, wanted me to express her gratitude. She said she admires your moxie.\" \"Wow. The president of the United States admires my moxie. Are you jealous?\" \"Maybe. It's possible. No one has ever said anything about my moxie.\" I slurp through my smirk.”",
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