--- title: "1 Fight club Quotes By Tara Sivec" description: "1 Fight club quotes by Tara Sivec. Plus more from Tara Sivec and more Fight club sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b14/tara-sivec-2248_drunk_i-m-sorry-but-why-does-claire-know-how-t_1097362.jpg" --- > [“I'm sorry, but why does Claire know how to take a punch? I'm not sure I like where this is going," Carter said nervously. "Well, last year Jim made us watch Fight Club for like, the ten- thousandth time. And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/i-m-sorry-but-why-does-claire-know-how-to-take-a-punch-i-m-not-sure-i/) [Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b14/tara-sivec-2248_drunk_i-m-sorry-but-why-does-claire-know-how-t_1097362.jpg) ## Other authors on Fight club ## More by Tara Sivec > [“Are you really going back there with me?" I ask. "Hell yes I am. Your wish is finally coming true. I will see your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/are-you-really-going-back-there-with-me-i-ask-hell-yes-i-am-your-wish/) [Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/) > [“No one likes an ugly crier. It's uncomfortable for all parties involved.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/no-one-likes-an-ugly-crier-it-s-uncomfortable-for-all-parties-involved/) [Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/) > [“I just wanted to hear him speak again. His voice made me want to take my pants off.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/i-just-wanted-to-hear-him-speak-again-his-voice-made-me-want-to-take/) [Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/) > [“It’s totally fine,” I explained to Liz as she paced back and forth behind the couch. “She’s totally housebroken. She’ll go to the door…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/it-s-totally-fine-i-explained-to-liz-as-she-paced-back-and-forth/) [Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/) > [“Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when they cut your wiener,” Gavin sang as he pointed his gun at random…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/bad-boys-bad-boys-whatcha-gonna-do-watcha-gonna-do-when-they-cut-your/) [Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/) > [“If I keep sampling the goods like this my ass is going to grow another cheek to make room for all the fat.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/if-i-keep-sampling-the-goods-like-this-my-ass-is-going-to-grow/) [Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/) > [“He picks up one of the tests and pretends like he's Harry Potter, aiming the test at random objects around the small bathroom yelling,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/he-picks-up-one-of-the-tests-and-pretends-like-he-s-harry-potter/) [Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/) > [“It's going down, and it's going down right the fuck now. I don’t care if there is a room full of witnesses”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/it-s-going-down-and-it-s-going-down-right-the-fuck-now-i-don-t-care/) [Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/) > [“Dude, he put ass cream on his face. You do know I’m going to have to start calling your son Ass Face now, right?”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/dude-he-put-ass-cream-on-his-face-you-do-know-i-m-going-to-have-to/) [Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/) > [“I'm going to put corn and hot sauce on your wiener, and then I'll hit you in the face with it. Hit you in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/i-m-going-to-put-corn-and-hot-sauce-on-your-wiener-and-then-i-ll-hit/) [Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/) > [“I have a dream. And in this dream I’m under the covers in bed, just a few scant inches away from Carter’s body. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/i-have-a-dream-and-in-this-dream-i-m-under-the-covers-in-bed-just-a/) [Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/) > [“Everett was wrong when he said nothing will change between us. This moment, right here…it changes everything . And it’s about damn time.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/everett-was-wrong-when-he-said-nothing-will-change-between-us-this/) [Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/) > [“I love you more than a hooker loves free VD testing day at the clinic," she told me drunkenly.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/i-love-you-more-than-a-hooker-loves-free-vd-testing-day-at-the-clinic/) [Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/) > [“I DON'T EVEN FUCKING LIKE GREEN EGGS!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/i-don-t-even-fucking-like-green-eggs/) [Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/) > [“Liz asked me the other day what I thought about twice baked potatoes. How the fuck should I know? Was I supposed to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/liz-asked-me-the-other-day-what-i-thought-about-twice-baked-potatoes/) [Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fight-club/tara-sivec/#itemlist", "name": "1 Fight club Quotes By Tara Sivec", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I'm sorry, but why does Claire know how to take a punch? I'm not sure I like where this is going,\" Carter said nervously. \"Well, last year Jim made us watch Fight Club for like, the ten- thousandth time. And while I’m all for a little shirtless Brad Pitt action, Claire and I decided to take a shot every time Edward Norton talked in third person. By about twenty minutes in, we were trashed. 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