--- title: "1 Fictional Whiter Quotes By Howie Carr" description: "1 Fictional Whiter quotes by Howie Carr. Plus more from Howie Carr and more Fictional Whiter sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ea8/howie-carr-25372_betty-crocker_has-there-ever-been-anybody-real-or-fict_913695.jpg" --- > [Has there ever been anybody, real or fictional, whiter than Betty Crocker?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howie-carr/has-there-ever-been-anybody-real-or-fictional-whiter-than-betty/) [Howie Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howie-carr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ea8/howie-carr-25372_betty-crocker_has-there-ever-been-anybody-real-or-fict_913695.jpg) ## More by Howie Carr > [You know, back in the 1950s and '60s, when J. Edgar Hoover was making the FBI the respected organization it used to be, oftentimes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howie-carr/you-know-back-in-the-1950s-and-60s-when-j-edgar-hoover-was-making-the/) [Howie Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howie-carr/) > [Barack Obama is like the old joke about boats. The two best days of owning a boat are the day you buy it and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howie-carr/barack-obama-is-like-the-old-joke-about-boats-the-two-best-days-of/) [Howie Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howie-carr/) > [Michelle Obama - they don't call her Mooch-elle for nothing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howie-carr/michelle-obama-they-don-t-call-her-mooch-elle-for-nothing/) [Howie Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howie-carr/) > [The higher someone's profile, the easier it is for a defendant to trade him up to the feds. Mr. Big is always a better…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howie-carr/the-higher-someone-s-profile-the-easier-it-is-for-a-defendant-to/) [Howie Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howie-carr/) > [You must understand printing lies about Republican candidates is OK. It's called vetting. Printing the truth about liberals - that's called 'swift-boating'.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howie-carr/you-must-understand-printing-lies-about-republican-candidates-is-ok/) [Howie Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howie-carr/) > [Scott Brown may be the last Republican to win a statewide fight in Massachusetts for a very long time. He caught the machine flat-footed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howie-carr/scott-brown-may-be-the-last-republican-to-win-a-statewide-fight-in/) [Howie Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howie-carr/) > [Has there ever been anybody, real or fictional, whiter than Betty Crocker?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howie-carr/has-there-ever-been-anybody-real-or-fictional-whiter-than-betty/) [Howie Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howie-carr/) > [You know the green grifters have no argument when they start raising the 'no blood for oil' cry on the blogs. Excuse me, if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howie-carr/you-know-the-green-grifters-have-no-argument-when-they-start-raising/) [Howie Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howie-carr/) > [As much as the Democrats try to change the subject, this election will be about Barack Obama, period. Mitt's speech last night hit all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howie-carr/as-much-as-the-democrats-try-to-change-the-subject-this-election-will/) [Howie Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howie-carr/) > [In the end, that's what it comes down to with Mitt Romney. He's running as the non-Barack Obama.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howie-carr/in-the-end-that-s-what-it-comes-down-to-with-mitt-romney-he-s-running/) [Howie Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howie-carr/) > [But the indisputable fact is, a huge percentage of Obama's voters are basically wards of the state. There are millions of them, and they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howie-carr/but-the-indisputable-fact-is-a-huge-percentage-of-obama-s-voters-are/) [Howie Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howie-carr/) > [Which of the following two groups contains the most former grand dragons of the Ku Klux Klan - the first 59 Tea Party people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howie-carr/which-of-the-following-two-groups-contains-the-most-former-grand/) [Howie Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howie-carr/) > [About 25 years ago, I started out as a reporter covering politics. And that sort of just evolved into organized crime, because organized crime…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howie-carr/about-25-years-ago-i-started-out-as-a-reporter-covering-politics-and/) [Howie Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howie-carr/) > [After all these years, it's still amazing what Obama is allowed to get away with. He says low gas prices in 2009 were caused…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howie-carr/after-all-these-years-it-s-still-amazing-what-obama-is-allowed-to-get/) [Howie Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howie-carr/) > [Joe Biden was first elected to the Senate in 1972 at age 30. Somewhere around 1992, he should have had to go out and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howie-carr/joe-biden-was-first-elected-to-the-senate-in-1972-at-age-30-somewhere/) [Howie Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howie-carr/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fictional-whiter/howie-carr/#itemlist", "name": "1 Fictional Whiter Quotes By Howie Carr", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Has there ever been anybody, real or fictional, whiter than Betty Crocker?", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Howie Carr" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howie-carr/has-there-ever-been-anybody-real-or-fictional-whiter-than-betty/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ea8/howie-carr-25372_betty-crocker_has-there-ever-been-anybody-real-or-fict_913695.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ea8/howie-carr-25372_betty-crocker_has-there-ever-been-anybody-real-or-fict_913695.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ea8/howie-carr-25372_betty-crocker_has-there-ever-been-anybody-real-or-fict_913695.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Has there ever been anybody, real or fictional, whiter than Betty Crocker?” — Howie Carr", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fictional-whiter/howie-carr/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fictional-whiter/howie-carr/", "name": "Fictional Whiter Quotes by Howie Carr", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fictional-whiter/howie-carr/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ea8/howie-carr-25372_betty-crocker_has-there-ever-been-anybody-real-or-fict_913695.jpg" }, "description": "1 Fictional Whiter quotes by Howie Carr. 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