--- title: "1 Fetish Quotes By Will Durst" description: "1 Fetish quotes by Will Durst. Plus more from Will Durst and more Fetish sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/89e/will-durst-25738_america_you-can-t-kill-america-we-re-more-than-a_182566.png" --- > [You can't kill America. We're more than a nation. We're a notion. We're an idea. The American Dream. You never heard of the Afghanistani Dream have you. Except by bearded hermetic recluses with a fetish for uneducated women dressed as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-durst/you-can-t-kill-america-we-re-more-than-a-nation-we-re-a-notion-we-re/) [Will Durst](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-durst/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/89e/will-durst-25738_america_you-can-t-kill-america-we-re-more-than-a_182566.png) ## More by Will Durst > [Voters want a fraud they can believe in.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-durst/voters-want-a-fraud-they-can-believe-in/) [Will Durst](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-durst/) > [It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-durst/it-s-okay-to-laugh-in-the-bedroom-so-long-as-you-don-t-point/) [Will Durst](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-durst/) > [You can't kill America. We're more than a nation. We're a notion. We're an idea. The American Dream. You never heard of the Afghanistani…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-durst/you-can-t-kill-america-we-re-more-than-a-nation-we-re-a-notion-we-re/) [Will Durst](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-durst/) > [The problem is, we have yet to convince the Taliban they are fellow passengers on spaceship Earth.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-durst/the-problem-is-we-have-yet-to-convince-the-taliban-they-are-fellow/) [Will Durst](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-durst/) > [There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-durst/there-is-humor-in-the-specter-of-the-worst-disaster-in-our-nation-s/) [Will Durst](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-durst/) > [I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-durst/i-m-glad-reagan-is-president-of-course-i-m-a-professional-comedian/) [Will Durst](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-durst/) > [When people talk about how in America, anybody can grow up to be President, I'm not sure George Bush is exactly what they had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-durst/when-people-talk-about-how-in-america-anybody-can-grow-up-to-be/) [Will Durst](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-durst/) > [Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-durst/comedy-is-defiance-it-s-a-snort-of-contempt-in-the-face-of-fear-and/) [Will Durst](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-durst/) > [Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-durst/well-we-won-the-war-you-know-what-that-means-in-twenty-years-we-ll/) [Will Durst](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-durst/) > [President Bush says we've turned the corner in Iraq. What is that, about 16 corners we've turned? I think they call that running in circles.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-durst/president-bush-says-we-ve-turned-the-corner-in-iraq-what-is-that/) [Will Durst](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-durst/) > [Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-durst/men-are-superior-to-women-for-one-thing-they-can-urinate-from-a/) [Will Durst](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-durst/) > [Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-durst/men-are-superior-to-women-for-one-thing-men-can-urinate-from-a/) [Will Durst](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-durst/) > [Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-durst/walter-mondale-has-all-the-charisma-of-a-speed-bump/) [Will Durst](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-durst/) > [It is my experience that the best way to deal with American politics is 50 milligrams of Zoloft 3 times a day.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-durst/it-is-my-experience-that-the-best-way-to-deal-with-american-politics/) [Will Durst](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-durst/) > [In San Francisco, Haloween is redundant.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-durst/in-san-francisco-haloween-is-redundant/) [Will Durst](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-durst/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fetish/will-durst/#itemlist", "name": "1 Fetish Quotes By Will Durst", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You can't kill America. 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