--- title: "10 Female Friend Quotes by 10 authors" description: "Browse 10 Female Friend quotes by 10 authors. Discover the best Female Friend sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/885/anonymous-1_female_jus-a-female-friend-443749_443749.jpg" --- > [Jus a female friend](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/jus-a-female-friend/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/885/anonymous-1_female_jus-a-female-friend-443749_443749.jpg) > [“I take it, though,...given the utter lack of change in your demeanor and nearly radiating I-just-slaughtered-a -bunch-of-infant-forest-animals guilt coming from your general…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anihyr-moonstar/i-take-it-though-given-the-utter-lack-of-change-in-your-demeanor-and/) [Anihyr Moonstar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anihyr-moonstar/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c94/anihyr-moonstar-58583_change_i-take-it-though-given-the-utter-lack-of_1777340.jpg) > [Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind and understanding. If…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-jay-friedman/never-be-possessive-if-a-female-friend-lets-on-that-she-is-going-out/) [Bruce Jay Friedman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-jay-friedman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d04/bruce-jay-friedman-60885_another-man_never-be-possessive-if-a-female-friend-l_2993460.jpg) > [“If a man introduces his male friend to his extraordinary new girlfriend, his friend will think—I want a girl like that. If…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tarryn-fisher/if-a-man-introduces-his-male-friend-to-his-extraordinary-new/) [Tarryn Fisher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tarryn-fisher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/921/tarryn-fisher-380_friendship_if-a-man-introduces-his-male-friend-to-h_295398.png) > [“Well, she’d never had a female friend—never really had any friends—and somehow, the thought of returning to Rifthold without Ansel was a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-j-maas/well-she-d-never-had-a-female-friend-never-really-had-any-friends-and/) [Sarah J. Maas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-j-maas/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/657/sarah-j-maas-58_friends_well-she-d-never-had-a-female-friend-nev_190194.jpg) > [A female friend, amiable, clever, and devoted, is a possession more valuable than parks and palaces; and without such a muse, few…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-disraeli/a-female-friend-amiable-clever-and-devoted-is-a-possession-more/) [Benjamin Disraeli](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-disraeli/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/911/benjamin-disraeli-390_amiable_a-female-friend-amiable-clever-and-devot_1366069.png) > [“She thought too that women didn't know what to do with themselves these days which could turn them into harridans. Hardly a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-p-donleavy/she-thought-too-that-women-didn-t-know-what-to-do-with-themselves/) [J.P. Donleavy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-p-donleavy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/69a/j-p-donleavy-28601_children_she-thought-too-that-women-didn-t-know-w_995646.png) > [Growing up, I felt like it was very dangerous to mess up in any way, both in front of men and in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/noel-wells/growing-up-i-felt-like-it-was-very-dangerous-to-mess-up-in-any-way/) [Noel Wells](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/noel-wells/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ead/noel-wells-17762_becoming-an-adult_growing-up-i-felt-like-it-was-very-dange_346114.jpg) > [“Seeking a woman who looks like a feminized version of L. Ron Hubbard to help me decode intergalactic messages that I might…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/seeking-a-woman-who-looks-like-a-feminized-version-of-l-ron-hubbard/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c4/jarod-kintz-2_communication_seeking-a-woman-who-looks-like-a-feminiz_1758830.jpg) > [“Okay, let’s pretend to be friends. Just two friends having dinner.” “That doesn’t work in the South. A male friend cannot have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-grisham/okay-let-s-pretend-to-be-friends-just-two-friends-having-dinner-that/) [John Grisham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-grisham/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/95b/john-grisham-974_civil-war_okay-let-s-pretend-to-be-friends-just-tw_703960.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/female-friend/#itemlist", "name": "Female Friend Quotes", "numberOfItems": 10, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Jus a female friend", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Anonymous" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/jus-a-female-friend/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/885/anonymous-1_female_jus-a-female-friend-443749_443749.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/885/anonymous-1_female_jus-a-female-friend-443749_443749.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/885/anonymous-1_female_jus-a-female-friend-443749_443749.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Jus a female friend” — Anonymous", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I take it, though,...given the utter lack of change in your demeanor and nearly radiating I-just-slaughtered-a -bunch-of-infant-forest-animals guilt coming from your general direction...the exchange with your female friend went something a trifle short of fantastic. ”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Anihyr Moonstar" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anihyr-moonstar/i-take-it-though-given-the-utter-lack-of-change-in-your-demeanor-and/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c94/anihyr-moonstar-58583_change_i-take-it-though-given-the-utter-lack-of_1777340.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c94/anihyr-moonstar-58583_change_i-take-it-though-given-the-utter-lack-of_1777340.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c94/anihyr-moonstar-58583_change_i-take-it-though-given-the-utter-lack-of_1777340.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I take it, though,...given the utter lack of change in your demeanor and nearly radiating…” — Anihyr Moonstar", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Never be possessive. 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You're driving me crazy!' - that's been one of my most important parts of becoming an adult.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Noel Wells" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/noel-wells/growing-up-i-felt-like-it-was-very-dangerous-to-mess-up-in-any-way/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ead/noel-wells-17762_becoming-an-adult_growing-up-i-felt-like-it-was-very-dange_346114.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ead/noel-wells-17762_becoming-an-adult_growing-up-i-felt-like-it-was-very-dange_346114.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ead/noel-wells-17762_becoming-an-adult_growing-up-i-felt-like-it-was-very-dange_346114.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Growing up, I felt like it was very dangerous to mess up in any way, both in front of men and in front of…” — Noel Wells", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 9, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Seeking a woman who looks like a feminized version of L. 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She learned it from me.” “That makes absolutely no sense.” “Of course it doesn’t.” “Your wife has no male friends?” “None that I know of. If you learn of any, let me know.” “And you have no female friends?” “Why would I want female friends? They can’t talk about football, or duck hunting, or politics, or lawsuits, or anything that I want to talk about. They talk about kids, clothes, recipes, coupons, furniture, stuff I know nothing about. No, I don’t have any female friends. Don’t want any.” “That’s what I love about the South. 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