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title: "11 Felonious Quotes by 9 authors"
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> [Felonious, my old friend, step on in.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steely-dan/felonious-my-old-friend-step-on-in/)

[Steely Dan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steely-dan/)

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> [I like to believe that my best hits border on felonious assault.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-tatum/i-like-to-believe-that-my-best-hits-border-on-felonious-assault/)

[Jack Tatum](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-tatum/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c0a/jack-tatum-30304_american-football_i-like-to-believe-that-my-best-hits-bord_2000368.jpg)

> [“There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.” —Ambrose Bierce”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-levine/there-are-four-kinds-of-homicide-felonious-excusable-justifiable-and-2/)

[Paul Levine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-levine/)

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> [There are 4 kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ambrose-bierce/there-are-4-kinds-of-homicide-felonious-excusable-justifiable-and/)

[Ambrose Bierce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ambrose-bierce/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/278/ambrose-bierce-140_homicide_there-are-4-kinds-of-homicide-felonious_2316574.jpg)

> [True love is felonious...You take someones breath away...You rob them of the ability to utter a single word...You steal a heart.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jodi-picoult/true-love-is-felonious-you-take-someones-breath-away-you-rob-them-of/)

[Jodi Picoult](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jodi-picoult/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c9b/jodi-picoult-45_deep-love_true-love-is-felonious-you-take-someones_1639120.jpg)

> [There are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ambrose-bierce/there-are-four-kinds-of-homicide-felonious-excusable-justifiable-and/)

[Ambrose Bierce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ambrose-bierce/)

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> [true love is felonious… You take someone’s breath away… You rob them of the ability to utter a single word… You steal…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jodi-picoult/true-love-is-felonious-you-take-someone-s-breath-away-you-rob-them-of/)

[Jodi Picoult](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jodi-picoult/)

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> [The charges that I am anti-Semitic are simply erroneous, felonious, and unceremonious. In fact, when I need a doctor, I always look…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jesse-jackson/the-charges-that-i-am-anti-semitic-are-simply-erroneous-felonious-and/)

[Jesse Jackson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jesse-jackson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/191/jesse-jackson-1161_anti-semitic_the-charges-that-i-am-anti-semitic-are-s_830502.jpg)

> [When a felon s not engaged in his employment, Or maturing his felonious little plans, His capacity for innocent enjoyment Is just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-s-gilbert/when-a-felon-s-not-engaged-in-his-employment-or-maturing-his/)

[W. S. Gilbert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-s-gilbert/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d53/w-s-gilbert-8102_capacity_when-a-felon-s-not-engaged-in-his-employ_2032096.jpg)

> [Whenever I am doing anything else, which is most of the time, even if it is not something like robbing a bank,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fran-lebowitz/whenever-i-am-doing-anything-else-which-is-most-of-the-time-even-if/)

[Fran Lebowitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fran-lebowitz/)

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> [When a felon's not engaged in his employment Or maturing his felonious little plans His capacity for innocent enjoyment Is just as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/walter-raleigh/when-a-felon-s-not-engaged-in-his-employment-or-maturing-his-2/)

[Walter Raleigh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/walter-raleigh/)

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