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> [If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and a person who commits a felony is a felon, then God is an iron.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/spider-robinson/if-a-person-who-indulges-in-gluttony-is-a-glutton-and-a-person-who/)

[Spider Robinson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/spider-robinson/)

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## More by Spider Robinson

> [“There's a price for absolution on this planet, and it's called penance.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/spider-robinson/there-s-a-price-for-absolution-on-this-planet-and-it-s-called-penance/)

[Spider Robinson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/spider-robinson/)

> [And I repeat: if there is anything that can divert the land of my birth from its current stampede into the Stone Age, it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/spider-robinson/and-i-repeat-if-there-is-anything-that-can-divert-the-land-of-my/)

[Spider Robinson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/spider-robinson/)

> [“Annie clouded up. For a second, he thought she was going to erupt, and flinched. She saw that...and got control of herself with an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/spider-robinson/annie-clouded-up-for-a-second-he-thought-she-was-going-to-erupt-and/)

[Spider Robinson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/spider-robinson/)

> […when writing, always hook the reader with your first sentence…in love, never settle…value yourself first and this will help you to value others…life is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/spider-robinson/when-writing-always-hook-the-reader-with-your-first-sentence-in-love/)

[Spider Robinson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/spider-robinson/)

> [If you've lived a bad life, they send you to Hell. But if you've been truly wicked, they give you a tour of Heaven…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/spider-robinson/if-you-ve-lived-a-bad-life-they-send-you-to-hell-but-if-you-ve-been/)

[Spider Robinson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/spider-robinson/)

> [The whole world turns upside down in ten years, but you turn upside down with it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/spider-robinson/the-whole-world-turns-upside-down-in-ten-years-but-you-turn-upside/)

[Spider Robinson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/spider-robinson/)

> [“I had not until then fully realized that I was odd, that there was anything strange about growing up with a single-parent genius. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/spider-robinson/i-had-not-until-then-fully-realized-that-i-was-odd-that-there-was/)

[Spider Robinson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/spider-robinson/)

> [“Shared pain is lessened Shared joy is increased Thus do we refute entropy”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/spider-robinson/shared-pain-is-lessened-shared-joy-is-increased-thus-do-we-refute/)

[Spider Robinson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/spider-robinson/)

> [She danced because she needed to. She needed to say things which could be said in no other way, and she needed to take…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/spider-robinson/she-danced-because-she-needed-to-she-needed-to-say-things-which-could/)

[Spider Robinson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/spider-robinson/)

> [Sometimes I think I must have a Guardian Idiot. A little invisible spirit just behind my shoulder, looking out for me...only he's an imbecile.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/spider-robinson/sometimes-i-think-i-must-have-a-guardian-idiot-a-little-invisible/)

[Spider Robinson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/spider-robinson/)

> [...I know good design when I fail to trip over it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/spider-robinson/i-know-good-design-when-i-fail-to-trip-over-it/)

[Spider Robinson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/spider-robinson/)

> [The problems of today's youth were no longer a Sunday supplement, or a news broadcast, or anything so remote and intangible. They were suddenly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/spider-robinson/the-problems-of-today-s-youth-were-no-longer-a-sunday-supplement-or-a/)

[Spider Robinson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/spider-robinson/)

> [Now that I finally have the time for it, this web surfing stuff turns out to be as interesting and fun and addictive as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/spider-robinson/now-that-i-finally-have-the-time-for-it-this-web-surfing-stuff-turns/)

[Spider Robinson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/spider-robinson/)

> [Librarians are like crack dealers when it comes to hooking small children.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/spider-robinson/librarians-are-like-crack-dealers-when-it-comes-to-hooking-small/)

[Spider Robinson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/spider-robinson/)

> [We did make use, from time to time, of candles, neckties, scarves, shoelaces, a little water-color paintbrush, her hairbrush, butter, whipped cream, strawberry jam,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/spider-robinson/we-did-make-use-from-time-to-time-of-candles-neckties-scarves/)

[Spider Robinson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/spider-robinson/)

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