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> [“Gram?” I asked. “You okay?” “Damn men,” she said. “I fell in the toilet.” I busted out laughing. Tears of laughter coursed down my face. “Oh God,” I said, still laughing. Caeden was blushing. Even his ears were red. “I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/micalea-smeltzer/gram-i-asked-you-okay-damn-men-she-said-i-fell-in-the-toilet-i-busted/)

[Micalea Smeltzer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/micalea-smeltzer/)

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## More by Micalea Smeltzer

> [“You should spend less time worrying about messing everything up and spend it living in the moment instead, because every minute we spend together…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/micalea-smeltzer/you-should-spend-less-time-worrying-about-messing-everything-up-and/)

[Micalea Smeltzer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/micalea-smeltzer/)

> [“I hugged my mom. “Is it supposed to hurt this much, mommy?” I asked. “My sweet Sloane,” she said. “True love hurts the worst.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/micalea-smeltzer/i-hugged-my-mom-is-it-supposed-to-hurt-this-much-mommy-i-asked-my/)

[Micalea Smeltzer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/micalea-smeltzer/)

> [“But I’m pretty sure he could say potato right now and I’d think that was hot too, so my opinion is a little cloudy.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/micalea-smeltzer/but-i-m-pretty-sure-he-could-say-potato-right-now-and-i-d-think-that/)

[Micalea Smeltzer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/micalea-smeltzer/)

> [“Looks like I’ve found myself a handy man,” I smiled. “Oh yeah,” he grinned, “I’m as handy as they come.” “I can see it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/micalea-smeltzer/looks-like-i-ve-found-myself-a-handy-man-i-smiled-oh-yeah-he-grinned/)

[Micalea Smeltzer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/micalea-smeltzer/)

> [“Jonathon Matthew Pulmer you are not the boss of me. Now go prance your butt into your car and stop acting like King Henry…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/micalea-smeltzer/jonathon-matthew-pulmer-you-are-not-the-boss-of-me-now-go-prance-your/)

[Micalea Smeltzer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/micalea-smeltzer/)

> [“I closed my mouth in order to cut off the high-pitched keening escaping my lips. Who knew a wolf could scream like a jungle…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/micalea-smeltzer/i-closed-my-mouth-in-order-to-cut-off-the-high-pitched-keening/)

[Micalea Smeltzer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/micalea-smeltzer/)

> [“And who exactly is supposed to eat all of that?" I asked Jonathon telepathically. "Don’t worry we’ll put on a show like we’re eating.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/micalea-smeltzer/and-who-exactly-is-supposed-to-eat-all-of-that-i-asked-jonathon/)

[Micalea Smeltzer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/micalea-smeltzer/)

> [“He pulled away from me and held his hands in the air like he was weighing something. “Keep Sophie safe or let Sophie die.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/micalea-smeltzer/he-pulled-away-from-me-and-held-his-hands-in-the-air-like-he-was/)

[Micalea Smeltzer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/micalea-smeltzer/)

> [“His dimple appeared. “I can’t help it. I’m part wolf. I have four stomachs.” “That’s cows, you idiot,” I said with a laugh. He…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/micalea-smeltzer/his-dimple-appeared-i-can-t-help-it-i-m-part-wolf-i-have-four/)

[Micalea Smeltzer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/micalea-smeltzer/)

> [“To resist the urge to kick my grandma I grabbed a roll, ripped it in half, and proceeded to slather it with butter.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/micalea-smeltzer/to-resist-the-urge-to-kick-my-grandma-i-grabbed-a-roll-ripped-it-in/)

[Micalea Smeltzer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/micalea-smeltzer/)

> [“do,” he laughed humorlessly. His eyes were vibrant and there was no slur to his words. For once, he wasn’t drunk or high on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/micalea-smeltzer/do-he-laughed-humorlessly-his-eyes-were-vibrant-and-there-was-no-slur/)

[Micalea Smeltzer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/micalea-smeltzer/)

> [“She feels like she betrayed her sister. We all do. Please, Kylie, forgive us? I was told to get down on my knees and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/micalea-smeltzer/she-feels-like-she-betrayed-her-sister-we-all-do-please-kylie-forgive/)

[Micalea Smeltzer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/micalea-smeltzer/)

> [“Why was his blood blue?"-Kylie”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/micalea-smeltzer/why-was-his-blood-blue-kylie/)

[Micalea Smeltzer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/micalea-smeltzer/)

> [“I was falling hard, for Siva Kapur, and I wasn’t sure if I’d be able to get back up. Sloane”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/micalea-smeltzer/i-was-falling-hard-for-siva-kapur-and-i-wasn-t-sure-if-i-d-be-able-to/)

[Micalea Smeltzer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/micalea-smeltzer/)

> [“Why would you want to kiss me? You could kiss anyone you wanted—so why me?” I swallow thickly. “Because you’re the only girl I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/micalea-smeltzer/why-would-you-want-to-kiss-me-you-could-kiss-anyone-you-wanted-so-why/)

[Micalea Smeltzer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/micalea-smeltzer/)

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