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title: "4 Fell Toilet Quotes by 4 authors"
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> [How are we doing, Simon?" she whispered into the small microphone in her collar. "Just about..." Simon started slowly. And then he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ally-carter/how-are-we-doing-simon-she-whispered-into-the-small-microphone-in-her/)

[Ally Carter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ally-carter/)

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> [“What happened to Jules?” I said. “He’s been gone for a while.” “Yeah, maybe he fell in the toilet,” said Vee.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/becca-fitzpatrick/what-happened-to-jules-i-said-he-s-been-gone-for-a-while-yeah-maybe/)

[Becca Fitzpatrick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/becca-fitzpatrick/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fe9/becca-fitzpatrick-321_fell-toilet_what-happened-to-jules-i-said-he-s-been_285513.png)

> [When I was little, I fell in the toilet and somebody had to come get me out. I was really embarrassed because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-cannon/when-i-was-little-i-fell-in-the-toilet-and-somebody-had-to-come-get/)

[Nick Cannon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-cannon/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fca/nick-cannon-7630_embarrassed_when-i-was-little-i-fell-in-the-toilet-a_552501.jpg)

> [“Gram?” I asked. “You okay?” “Damn men,” she said. “I fell in the toilet.” I busted out laughing. Tears of laughter coursed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/micalea-smeltzer/gram-i-asked-you-okay-damn-men-she-said-i-fell-in-the-toilet-i-busted/)

[Micalea Smeltzer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/micalea-smeltzer/)

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