--- title: "14 Feet Quotes By Terry Pratchett" description: "14 Feet quotes by Terry Pratchett. Plus more from Terry Pratchett and more Feet sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3e4/terry-pratchett-19_feet_some-things-are-fairly-obvious-when-it-s_151361.jpg" --- > [Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/some-things-are-fairly-obvious-when-it-s-a-seven-foot-skeleton-with-a/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3e4/terry-pratchett-19_feet_some-things-are-fairly-obvious-when-it-s_151361.jpg) > [They obeyed, as wise men do when a woman puts her foot down . . .](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/they-obeyed-as-wise-men-do-when-a-woman-puts-her-foot-down/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/347/terry-pratchett-19_feet_they-obeyed-as-wise-men-do-when-a-woman_1154083.jpg) > [It takes forty men with their feet on the ground to keep one man with his head in the air.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/it-takes-forty-men-with-their-feet-on-the-ground-to-keep-one-man-with/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c5a/terry-pratchett-19_air_it-takes-forty-men-with-their-feet-on-th_200225.jpg) > [He stared at his feet. “I’m still very ignorant,” he said, “but at least I’m ignorant about really important things.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/he-stared-at-his-feet-i-m-still-very-ignorant-he-said-but-at-least-i/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2da/terry-pratchett-19_feet_he-stared-at-his-feet-i-m-still-very-ign_1113545.jpg) > [You're not going to tell me they built fifty-foot-high killer golems, are you?" "Only a man would think of that. It's our…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/you-re-not-going-to-tell-me-they-built-fifty-foot-high-killer-golems/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/638/terry-pratchett-19_feet_you-re-not-going-to-tell-me-they-built-f_1166736.jpg) > [People who are rather more than six feet tall and nearly as broad across the shoulders often have uneventful journeys. People jump…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/people-who-are-rather-more-than-six-feet-tall-and-nearly-as-broad/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/982/terry-pratchett-19_behinds_people-who-are-rather-more-than-six-feet_2621588.jpg) > [“As Granny Weatherwax once said, if you wanted to walk around with your head in the air, then you needed to have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/as-granny-weatherwax-once-said-if-you-wanted-to-walk-around-with-your/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ae8/terry-pratchett-19_feet_as-granny-weatherwax-once-said-if-you-wa_3232141.jpg) > [Vimes struggled to his feet, shook his head and set off after it. No thought was involved. It is the ancient instinct…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/vimes-struggled-to-his-feet-shook-his-head-and-set-off-after-it-no/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d03/terry-pratchett-19_ancient_vimes-struggled-to-his-feet-shook-his-he_1423861.jpg) > [That's why it's always worth having a few philosophers around the place. One minute it's all is truth beauty and is beauty…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/that-s-why-it-s-always-worth-having-a-few-philosophers-around-the/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4b4/terry-pratchett-19_demonstration_that-s-why-it-s-always-worth-having-a-fe_412906.jpg) > [Of course, like all the informal inhabitants of the University the roaches were a little unusual, but there was something particularly unpleasant…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/of-course-like-all-the-informal-inhabitants-of-the-university-the/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6f8/terry-pratchett-19_bags_of-course-like-all-the-informal-inhabita_1860877.jpg) > [She was, in fact, quite a pleasant looking girl, even if her bosom had clearly been intended for a girl two feet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/she-was-in-fact-quite-a-pleasant-looking-girl-even-if-her-bosom-had/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a49/terry-pratchett-19_drink_she-was-in-fact-quite-a-pleasant-looking_3129307.jpg) > [Fantasy doesn't have to be fantastic. American writers in particular find this much harder to grasp. You need to have your feet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/fantasy-doesn-t-have-to-be-fantastic-american-writers-in-particular/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1c5/terry-pratchett-19_american-writer_fantasy-doesn-t-have-to-be-fantastic-ame_1141344.jpg) > [It was lonely on the hill, and cold. And all you could do was keep going. You could scream, cry, and stamp…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/it-was-lonely-on-the-hill-and-cold-and-all-you-could-do-was-keep/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b06/terry-pratchett-19_big-problem_it-was-lonely-on-the-hill-and-cold-and-a_25580.jpg) > [Another priest said,"Is it true you've said you'll believe in any god whose existence can be proved by logical debate?""Yes."Vimes had a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/another-priest-said-is-it-true-you-ve-said-you-ll-believe-in-any-god/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/759/terry-pratchett-19_argument_another-priest-said-is-it-true-you-ve-sa_1308547.jpg) ## Other authors on Feet ## More by Terry Pratchett > [“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/this-one-s-mental-eccentric-what-s-the-difference-a-bag-of-cash/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/but-i-did-not-return-until-half-past-four-this-morning-and-i/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/the-universe-contains-any-amount-of-horrible-ways-to-be-woken-up-such/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/someone-broke-from-the-scrum-and-punching-and-kicking-staggered/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/it-s-an-interesting-fact-that-fewer-than-17-of-real-cats-end-their/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [You can't trust folk songs. They always sneak up on you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/you-can-t-trust-folk-songs-they-always-sneak-up-on-you/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/either-dragons-should-exist-completely-or-fail-to-exist-at-all-he/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/magrat-wondered-what-it-was-like-spending-your-whole-life-doing/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/a-hardback-s-harder-at-christmas-time-because-that-s-a-good-hardback/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of young people.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/there-were-more-old-people-the-world-was-full-of-them-said-the-wizard/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/hobson-was-big-and-heavyset-but-not-exactly-fat-he-was-probably-what/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“There is a night that never comes to an end… The clock of the world turns under its own shadow. Midnight is a moving…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/there-is-a-night-that-never-comes-to-an-end-the-clock-of-the-world/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“You'd like Freedom, Truth, and Justice, wouldn't you, Comrade Sergeant?' said Reg encouragingly. 'I'd like a hard-boiled egg,' said Vimes, shaking the match out.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/you-d-like-freedom-truth-and-justice-wouldn-t-you-comrade-sergeant/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“You are not apprehensive, are you? I can't detect no trace of fear none whatsoever Roomy cranium all possible videos of all possible outcomes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/you-are-not-apprehensive-are-you-i-can-t-detect-no-trace-of-fear-none/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [Imagination, not intelligence, made us human.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/imagination-not-intelligence-made-us-human/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/feet/terry-pratchett/#itemlist", "name": "14 Feet Quotes By Terry Pratchett", "numberOfItems": 14, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Terry Pratchett" }, "url": 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