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> [“Father has a fear of flying since that aeroplane crashed into his bedroom.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-dunne/father-has-a-fear-of-flying-since-that-aeroplane-crashed-into-his/)

[Jonathan Dunne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-dunne/)

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## More by Jonathan Dunne

> [“What do you mean? In Old Castle? I still live with my parents in case you haven’t noticed, Jack. Those two strangers – that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-dunne/what-do-you-mean-in-old-castle-i-still-live-with-my-parents-in-case/)

[Jonathan Dunne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-dunne/)

> [“You think road-kill is poetry!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-dunne/you-think-road-kill-is-poetry/)

[Jonathan Dunne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-dunne/)

> [“Sometimes I regret going into that public toilet with your father.’ ‘Then practice safe sex, Mama!!’ ‘We were! There was a fight in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-dunne/sometimes-i-regret-going-into-that-public-toilet-with-your-father/)

[Jonathan Dunne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-dunne/)

> [“I met a few chimpanzees on my pilgrimages and I wasn't sure if they were just shrivelled-up villagers or chimps...”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-dunne/i-met-a-few-chimpanzees-on-my-pilgrimages-and-i-wasn-t-sure-if-they/)

[Jonathan Dunne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-dunne/)

> [“I wish this country was run by children”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-dunne/i-wish-this-country-was-run-by-children/)

[Jonathan Dunne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-dunne/)

> [“Nicky, the van’s on fire!’ ‘Fuck the van, Willy! We got ourselves a prodigy child!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-dunne/nicky-the-van-s-on-fire-fuck-the-van-willy-we-got-ourselves-a-prodigy/)

[Jonathan Dunne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-dunne/)

> [“Yes, Cabbage: prison diplomacy. It’s called offering the newcomer a very warm welcome. You can tell Mares that I made lots of friends at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-dunne/yes-cabbage-prison-diplomacy-it-s-called-offering-the-newcomer-a-very/)

[Jonathan Dunne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-dunne/)

> [“Father has a fear of flying since that aeroplane crashed into his bedroom.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-dunne/father-has-a-fear-of-flying-since-that-aeroplane-crashed-into-his/)

[Jonathan Dunne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-dunne/)

> [“I recall when this place was a good 'n honest community hall with a great sense of place and pride but now it's just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-dunne/i-recall-when-this-place-was-a-good-n-honest-community-hall-with-a/)

[Jonathan Dunne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-dunne/)

> [“See this Swiss army knife, Lawless! It's gotta magnifying glass and a million blades but I only need one, so step right the fuck…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-dunne/see-this-swiss-army-knife-lawless-it-s-gotta-magnifying-glass-and-a/)

[Jonathan Dunne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-dunne/)

> [“Revenge is a dish best served cold but Mama prefers to serve it with hot gravy, potatoes, and roast turkey.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-dunne/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served-cold-but-mama-prefers-to-serve-it-with/)

[Jonathan Dunne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-dunne/)

> [“Instead of leaving on a gas-guzzling generator all night, Mama and Papa make a killing by making hard 'n fast love like a couple…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-dunne/instead-of-leaving-on-a-gas-guzzling-generator-all-night-mama-and/)

[Jonathan Dunne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-dunne/)

> [“What do you read for pleasure? Kama Sutra.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-dunne/what-do-you-read-for-pleasure-kama-sutra/)

[Jonathan Dunne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-dunne/)

> [“Crap, did it again...,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-dunne/crap-did-it-again/)

[Jonathan Dunne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-dunne/)

> [“Payback takes many forms but from the business-end of a Christmas turkey isn’t a form I would’ve bet on...”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-dunne/payback-takes-many-forms-but-from-the-business-end-of-a-christmas/)

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