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> [“a fax machine was the monstrous bastard child of a phone, a printer, a scanner, a calculator, and the devil,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-bellassai/a-fax-machine-was-the-monstrous-bastard-child-of-a-phone-a-printer-a/)

[Matt Bellassai](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matt-bellassai/)

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## More by Matt Bellassai

> [“I’m hopping on one foot and grasping at the curtains, because that’s what dressing rooms are these days, curtains instead of walls so you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-bellassai/i-m-hopping-on-one-foot-and-grasping-at-the-curtains-because-that-s/)

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> [“her eyes widened ever so slightly as she got closer, in that way that adults’ eyes tend to widen when they realize things are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-bellassai/her-eyes-widened-ever-so-slightly-as-she-got-closer-in-that-way-that/)

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> [“There was an emergency brake, but I’m terrible at deciding what amounts to an emergency, most of all when I’m in the middle of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-bellassai/there-was-an-emergency-brake-but-i-m-terrible-at-deciding-what/)

[Matt Bellassai](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matt-bellassai/)

> [“I wrote her a letter, because a letter felt like the easiest and also most dramatic way to do this kind of thing, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-bellassai/i-wrote-her-a-letter-because-a-letter-felt-like-the-easiest-and-also/)

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> [“Listen. Don't sexually harass Brenda and also, the guy who wants 15 percent off that kitchen mixer he found in the sale bin can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-bellassai/listen-don-t-sexually-harass-brenda-and-also-the-guy-who-wants-15/)

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> [“But we're talking about America here, where babies grow up to be even bigger babies, and all we really get along the way is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-bellassai/but-we-re-talking-about-america-here-where-babies-grow-up-to-be-even/)

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> [“Eventually, of course, I grew up, and those fears went away. But the fun thing about fears is that they’re easily replaced with a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-bellassai/eventually-of-course-i-grew-up-and-those-fears-went-away-but-the-fun/)

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> [“Seriously, if teenage girls decide to organize one day, there’s literally nothing we can do to stop them.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-bellassai/seriously-if-teenage-girls-decide-to-organize-one-day-there-s/)

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> [“Is everything OK in there?” the sales associate is asking. “Do you need any help?” Which is not a question you want someone asking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-bellassai/is-everything-ok-in-there-the-sales-associate-is-asking-do-you-need/)

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> [“Is everything all right in there?” (A question that someone only asks when everything is not all right in there.)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-bellassai/is-everything-all-right-in-there-a-question-that-someone-only-asks/)

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> [“(I will never understand the thrill of fishing. At its very best, it’s an activity that ends with a vicious struggle to reel in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-bellassai/i-will-never-understand-the-thrill-of-fishing-at-its-very-best-it-s/)

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> [“Babies are to be kept on silent at all times, and if one goes off in public, it shall be discarded.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-bellassai/babies-are-to-be-kept-on-silent-at-all-times-and-if-one-goes-off-in/)

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> [“(Side note: I heard that dentist call one of his assistants a bitch one time, so I have zero regrets about vomiting all over…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-bellassai/side-note-i-heard-that-dentist-call-one-of-his-assistants-a-bitch-one/)

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> [“a fax machine was the monstrous bastard child of a phone, a printer, a scanner, a calculator, and the devil,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-bellassai/a-fax-machine-was-the-monstrous-bastard-child-of-a-phone-a-printer-a/)

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> [“Here’s the thing that you learn almost immediately when you work in retail: the customer is absolutely never right.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-bellassai/here-s-the-thing-that-you-learn-almost-immediately-when-you-work-in/)

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