--- title: "9 Fax Machine Quotes by 7 authors" description: "Browse 9 Fax Machine quotes by 7 authors. Discover the best Fax Machine sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/24f/steven-wright-432_computers_i-have-a-fax-machine-with-fax-waiting-21_2141008.jpg" --- > [I have a fax machine with "fax waiting".](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-wright/i-have-a-fax-machine-with-fax-waiting/) [Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-wright/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/24f/steven-wright-432_computers_i-have-a-fax-machine-with-fax-waiting-21_2141008.jpg) > [I don't send messages, I'm not a fax machine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shaquille-o-neal/i-don-t-send-messages-i-m-not-a-fax-machine/) [Shaquille O'Neal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shaquille-o-neal/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b97/shaquille-o-neal-659_computers_i-don-t-send-messages-i-m-not-a-fax-mach_9167.jpg) > [I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-wright/i-spent-all-my-money-on-a-fax-machine-now-i-can-only-fax-collect/) [Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-wright/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dcd/steven-wright-432_computers_i-spent-all-my-money-on-a-fax-machine-no_2501761.jpg) > [I don't know. I don't have a fax machine, so I didn't get that message.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shaquille-o-neal/i-don-t-know-i-don-t-have-a-fax-machine-so-i-didn-t-get-that-message/) [Shaquille O'Neal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shaquille-o-neal/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/95d/shaquille-o-neal-659_basketball_i-don-t-know-i-don-t-have-a-fax-machine_2763158.jpg) > [A value is like a fax machine: it’s not much use if you’re the only one who has one.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kwame-anthony-appiah/a-value-is-like-a-fax-machine-it-s-not-much-use-if-you-re-the-only/) [Kwame Anthony Appiah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kwame-anthony-appiah/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d87/kwame-anthony-appiah-25090_computers_a-value-is-like-a-fax-machine-it-s-not-m_579920.jpg) > [“a fax machine was the monstrous bastard child of a phone, a printer, a scanner, a calculator, and the devil,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-bellassai/a-fax-machine-was-the-monstrous-bastard-child-of-a-phone-a-printer-a/) [Matt Bellassai](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matt-bellassai/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ef6/matt-bellassai-28768_children_a-fax-machine-was-the-monstrous-bastard_1810947.jpg) > [People have SMS, right? It stinks. It's a dead technology, like a fax machine left over from the Seventies, sitting there as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jan-koum/people-have-sms-right-it-stinks-it-s-a-dead-technology-like-a-fax/) [Jan Koum](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jan-koum/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/865/jan-koum-9456_computers_people-have-sms-right-it-stinks-it-s-a-d_831206.png) > [I really haven't joined the 20th or the 21st century yet. Someday. I'm getting closer. I have voicemail and a fax machine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patricia-clarkson/i-really-haven-t-joined-the-20th-or-the-21st-century-yet-someday-i-m/) [Patricia Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patricia-clarkson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/944/patricia-clarkson-14770_21st-century_i-really-haven-t-joined-the-20th-or-the_2502585.png) > [Those inevitable dreams where you can't get your column in, you know, and at first they were the Xerox telecopy, and then…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-goodman/those-inevitable-dreams-where-you-can-t-get-your-column-in-you-know/) [Ellen Goodman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-goodman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5f0/ellen-goodman-6219_anxiety_those-inevitable-dreams-where-you-can-t_397215.png) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fax-machine/#itemlist", "name": "Fax Machine Quotes", "numberOfItems": 9, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I have a fax machine with \"fax waiting\".", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Steven Wright" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-wright/i-have-a-fax-machine-with-fax-waiting/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/24f/steven-wright-432_computers_i-have-a-fax-machine-with-fax-waiting-21_2141008.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/24f/steven-wright-432_computers_i-have-a-fax-machine-with-fax-waiting-21_2141008.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/24f/steven-wright-432_computers_i-have-a-fax-machine-with-fax-waiting-21_2141008.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I have a fax machine with \"fax waiting\".” — Steven Wright", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I don't send messages, I'm not a fax machine", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Shaquille O'Neal" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shaquille-o-neal/i-don-t-send-messages-i-m-not-a-fax-machine/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b97/shaquille-o-neal-659_computers_i-don-t-send-messages-i-m-not-a-fax-mach_9167.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b97/shaquille-o-neal-659_computers_i-don-t-send-messages-i-m-not-a-fax-mach_9167.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b97/shaquille-o-neal-659_computers_i-don-t-send-messages-i-m-not-a-fax-mach_9167.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I don't send messages, I'm not a fax machine” — Shaquille O'Neal", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I spent all my money on a FAX machine. 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