--- title: "8 Fats Quotes By Roseanne Barr" description: "8 Fats quotes by Roseanne Barr. Plus more from Roseanne Barr and more Fats sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3dd/roseanne-barr-1422_creating_i-thank-god-for-creating-gay-men-because_69123.png" --- > [I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roseanne-barr/i-thank-god-for-creating-gay-men-because-if-it-wasn-t-for-them-us-fat/) [Roseanne Barr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roseanne-barr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3dd/roseanne-barr-1422_creating_i-thank-god-for-creating-gay-men-because_69123.png) > [I'm fat and proud of it. If someone asks me how my diet is going, I say 'Fine - how was your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roseanne-barr/i-m-fat-and-proud-of-it-if-someone-asks-me-how-my-diet-is-going-i-say/) [Roseanne Barr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roseanne-barr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3cf/roseanne-barr-1422_ask-me_i-m-fat-and-proud-of-it-if-someone-asks_201529.png) > [My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roseanne-barr/my-daughter-made-me-a-jerry-springer-watching-kit-with-crackers-cheez/) [Roseanne Barr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roseanne-barr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5d9/roseanne-barr-1422_children_my-daughter-made-me-a-jerry-springer-wat_835321.png) > [I have a fierce eating disorder that has survived even bariatric surgery. I got even fatter after that! Hey, maybe fat people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roseanne-barr/i-have-a-fierce-eating-disorder-that-has-survived-even-bariatric/) [Roseanne Barr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roseanne-barr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/742/roseanne-barr-1422_disorder_i-have-a-fierce-eating-disorder-that-has_908103.png) > [Nobody wanted the 'Roseanne' show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roseanne-barr/nobody-wanted-the-roseanne-show-i-heard-from-agents-that-there-was-no/) [Roseanne Barr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roseanne-barr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/71c/roseanne-barr-1422_agents_nobody-wanted-the-roseanne-show-i-heard_1185825.png) > [It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roseanne-barr/it-s-okay-to-be-fat-so-you-re-fat-just-be-fat-and-shut-up-about-it/) [Roseanne Barr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roseanne-barr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bce/roseanne-barr-1422_being-happy_it-s-okay-to-be-fat-so-you-re-fat-just-b_1333048.png) > [Eat as much as you'd like. My philosophy has always been that all women desire to be as fat as myself but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roseanne-barr/eat-as-much-as-you-d-like-my-philosophy-has-always-been-that-all/) [Roseanne Barr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roseanne-barr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/084/roseanne-barr-1422_better-man_eat-as-much-as-you-d-like-my-philosophy_2477698.png) > [You know what, when I was thin, I thought there was a fat girl trying to get out of me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roseanne-barr/you-know-what-when-i-was-thin-i-thought-there-was-a-fat-girl-trying/) [Roseanne Barr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roseanne-barr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6a1/roseanne-barr-1422_fat-girl_you-know-what-when-i-was-thin-i-thought_2837630.png) ## Other authors on Fats ## More by Roseanne Barr > [You know, I'm blessed. 'Blessed' is a better way of saying 'rich.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roseanne-barr/you-know-i-m-blessed-blessed-is-a-better-way-of-saying-rich/) [Roseanne Barr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roseanne-barr/) > [There isn't a problem on this earth that a doughnut cannot make better.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roseanne-barr/there-isn-t-a-problem-on-this-earth-that-a-doughnut-cannot-make-better/) [Roseanne Barr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roseanne-barr/) > [I had left home (like all Jewish girls) in order to eat pork and take birth control pills. When I first shared an intimate…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roseanne-barr/i-had-left-home-like-all-jewish-girls-in-order-to-eat-pork-and-take/) [Roseanne Barr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roseanne-barr/) > [Diets are a temporary solution to a permanent problem.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roseanne-barr/diets-are-a-temporary-solution-to-a-permanent-problem/) [Roseanne Barr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roseanne-barr/) > [Pot enables you to think clearly without any fear or any limits. It's a mind-expander, which is part of why it's illegal and why…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roseanne-barr/pot-enables-you-to-think-clearly-without-any-fear-or-any-limits-it-s/) [Roseanne Barr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roseanne-barr/) > [My dad taught me swears when I was a toddler, and I saw, at a really early age, that if I shocked people, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roseanne-barr/my-dad-taught-me-swears-when-i-was-a-toddler-and-i-saw-at-a-really/) [Roseanne Barr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roseanne-barr/) > [I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roseanne-barr/i-always-was-a-writer-but-then-i-wanted-to-do-stand-up-because-i/) [Roseanne Barr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roseanne-barr/) > [I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roseanne-barr/i-thank-god-for-creating-gay-men-because-if-it-wasn-t-for-them-us-fat/) [Roseanne Barr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roseanne-barr/) > [“I consider myself to be apretty good judge of people...That's why I don't like any of them.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roseanne-barr/i-consider-myself-to-be-apretty-good-judge-of-people-that-s-why-i-don/) [Roseanne Barr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roseanne-barr/) > [Sometimes for me not throwing a tantrum is what running a marathon or swimming the English Channel must be like for others of a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roseanne-barr/sometimes-for-me-not-throwing-a-tantrum-is-what-running-a-marathon-or/) [Roseanne Barr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roseanne-barr/) > [Here is my personal opinion about prostitution. If men knew how to do it, they wouldn't have to pay for it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roseanne-barr/here-is-my-personal-opinion-about-prostitution-if-men-knew-how-to-do/) [Roseanne Barr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roseanne-barr/) > [Finding a calm place inside myself through meditation kind of helped me to get over a lot of mental illness ... it's just been…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roseanne-barr/finding-a-calm-place-inside-myself-through-meditation-kind-of-helped/) [Roseanne Barr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roseanne-barr/) > [Part of my platform is, of course, the guilty must be punished and that we no longer let our children see their guilty leaders…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roseanne-barr/part-of-my-platform-is-of-course-the-guilty-must-be-punished-and-that/) [Roseanne Barr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roseanne-barr/) > [Everyone in America (according to my generalizations) is a potential millionaire waiting for his or her big break. I was astonished lately to realize…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roseanne-barr/everyone-in-america-according-to-my-generalizations-is-a-potential/) [Roseanne Barr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roseanne-barr/) > [You can always get better. Nobody can stop you from getting better, and nobody can stop you from trying to make something right.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roseanne-barr/you-can-always-get-better-nobody-can-stop-you-from-getting-better-and/) [Roseanne Barr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roseanne-barr/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fats/roseanne-barr/#itemlist", "name": "8 Fats Quotes By Roseanne Barr", "numberOfItems": 8, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I thank God for creating gay men. 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