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title: "1 Father Coach Quotes By Chic Murray"
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> [I took my father on a coach trip last summer.We were halfway there when the driver lost control of the coach, it flew down a hill around a bend and crashed through a brick wall. I wasn't hurt but luckily…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chic-murray/i-took-my-father-on-a-coach-trip-last-summer-we-were-halfway-there/)

[Chic Murray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chic-murray/)

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## More by Chic Murray

> [I went to the butchers to buy a leg of lamb. "Is it Scotch?", I asked. "Why?" the butcher said in reply. "Are you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chic-murray/i-went-to-the-butchers-to-buy-a-leg-of-lamb-is-it-scotch-i-asked-why/)

[Chic Murray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chic-murray/)

> [I was taking my dog out the other day and I met this chap who asked me where I was going. The dog is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chic-murray/i-was-taking-my-dog-out-the-other-day-and-i-met-this-chap-who-asked/)

[Chic Murray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chic-murray/)

> [She had been married so often she bought a drip-dry wedding dress.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chic-murray/she-had-been-married-so-often-she-bought-a-drip-dry-wedding-dress/)

[Chic Murray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chic-murray/)

> [My parents never understood me; they were Japanese.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chic-murray/my-parents-never-understood-me-they-were-japanese/)

[Chic Murray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chic-murray/)

> [We were so poor; the ultimate luxury in our house at the time was ashtrays without advertisements.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chic-murray/we-were-so-poor-the-ultimate-luxury-in-our-house-at-the-time-was/)

[Chic Murray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chic-murray/)

> [My father was from Aberdeen, and a more generous man you couldn't wish to meet. I have a gold watch that belonged to him.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chic-murray/my-father-was-from-aberdeen-and-a-more-generous-man-you-couldn-t-wish/)

[Chic Murray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chic-murray/)

> [We've got stained glass windows in our house; it's those damned pigeons.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chic-murray/we-ve-got-stained-glass-windows-in-our-house-it-s-those-damned-pigeons/)

[Chic Murray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chic-murray/)

> [A neighbour put his budgerigar in the mincing machine and invented shredded tweet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chic-murray/a-neighbour-put-his-budgerigar-in-the-mincing-machine-and-invented/)

[Chic Murray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chic-murray/)

> [I met this cowboy with a brown paper hat, paper waistcoat and paper trousers. He was wanted for rustling.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chic-murray/i-met-this-cowboy-with-a-brown-paper-hat-paper-waistcoat-and-paper/)

[Chic Murray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chic-murray/)

> [It was a pretty posh place. They were so used to fur coats that two bears strolled in and ordered lunch and nobody even…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chic-murray/it-was-a-pretty-posh-place-they-were-so-used-to-fur-coats-that-two/)

[Chic Murray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chic-murray/)

> [I dreamt I was forced to eat 25lb of marshmallows. When I woke up, my pillow was missing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chic-murray/i-dreamt-i-was-forced-to-eat-25lb-of-marshmallows-when-i-woke-up-my/)

[Chic Murray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chic-murray/)

> [My wife went to a beauty parlor and got a mudpack; for two days she looked nice, then the mud fell off.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chic-murray/my-wife-went-to-a-beauty-parlor-and-got-a-mudpack-for-two-days-she/)

[Chic Murray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chic-murray/)

> [After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chic-murray/after-i-told-my-wife-that-black-underwear-turned-me-on-she-didn-t/)

[Chic Murray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chic-murray/)

> [A luxury meal was prairie sandwiches - two slices of bread with wide-open spaces between them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chic-murray/a-luxury-meal-was-prairie-sandwiches-two-slices-of-bread-with-wide/)

[Chic Murray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chic-murray/)

> [I took my father on a coach trip last summer.We were halfway there when the driver lost control of the coach, it flew down…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chic-murray/i-took-my-father-on-a-coach-trip-last-summer-we-were-halfway-there/)

[Chic Murray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chic-murray/)

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