--- title: "1 Fat Stupid Quotes By Ralphie May" description: "1 Fat Stupid quotes by Ralphie May. Plus more from Ralphie May and more Fat Stupid sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/060/ralphie-may-3594_expectations_america-thinks-if-you-re-fat-you-re-stup_1736280.png" --- > [America thinks if you're fat, you're stupid. That's great. I want them to keep thinking that. Let them keep on thinking that because the truth is, the expectations are blown away even more when you realize what I'm saying and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ralphie-may/america-thinks-if-you-re-fat-you-re-stupid-that-s-great-i-want-them/) [Ralphie May](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ralphie-may/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/060/ralphie-may-3594_expectations_america-thinks-if-you-re-fat-you-re-stup_1736280.png) ## More by Ralphie May > [I loved 'Celebrity Fit Club,' working out six days a week, running a mile and a half three times a week, and doing 1,000…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ralphie-may/i-loved-celebrity-fit-club-working-out-six-days-a-week-running-a-mile/) [Ralphie May](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ralphie-may/) > [I'm not your usual cup of tea.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ralphie-may/i-m-not-your-usual-cup-of-tea/) [Ralphie May](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ralphie-may/) > [Man, I havent liked you since you froze Han Solo.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ralphie-may/man-i-havent-liked-you-since-you-froze-han-solo/) [Ralphie May](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ralphie-may/) > [Let me get a Jumbo Jizzack with cheese like a motha fucka!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ralphie-may/let-me-get-a-jumbo-jizzack-with-cheese-like-a-motha-fucka/) [Ralphie May](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ralphie-may/) > [I keep my nose clean. I let the drama go on with somebody else.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ralphie-may/i-keep-my-nose-clean-i-let-the-drama-go-on-with-somebody-else/) [Ralphie May](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ralphie-may/) > [I mean, comics fear sue - you know, lawsuits and stuff like that, just because they don't like to do paperwork.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ralphie-may/i-mean-comics-fear-sue-you-know-lawsuits-and-stuff-like-that-just/) [Ralphie May](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ralphie-may/) > [People have been calling me names and setting me back my whole life. And with every fight it's just given me more fuel to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ralphie-may/people-have-been-calling-me-names-and-setting-me-back-my-whole-life/) [Ralphie May](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ralphie-may/) > [I got kids now... It gives you an empathetic feeling into other cultures and stuff.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ralphie-may/i-got-kids-now-it-gives-you-an-empathetic-feeling-into-other-cultures/) [Ralphie May](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ralphie-may/) > [Comedy is not about appearance; it's about rockin' a mike. Are they laughing? That's the only test.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ralphie-may/comedy-is-not-about-appearance-it-s-about-rockin-a-mike-are-they/) [Ralphie May](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ralphie-may/) > [My jokes aren't predicated on my weight that much. I talk about it some, but it's definitely not the focus, so I don't feel…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ralphie-may/my-jokes-aren-t-predicated-on-my-weight-that-much-i-talk-about-it/) [Ralphie May](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ralphie-may/) > [I grew up in a little town in Arkansas called Clarksville and it was a weird existence, you know? I grew up white trash;…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ralphie-may/i-grew-up-in-a-little-town-in-arkansas-called-clarksville-and-it-was/) [Ralphie May](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ralphie-may/) > [You talk to - I had a good fortune of getting to spend a lot of time with Uncle Miltie and guys like Buddy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ralphie-may/you-talk-to-i-had-a-good-fortune-of-getting-to-spend-a-lot-of-time/) [Ralphie May](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ralphie-may/) > [The iPhone rules, but it does everything but get a call, you know? I can't tell you how many times my wife has been…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ralphie-may/the-iphone-rules-but-it-does-everything-but-get-a-call-you-know-i-can/) [Ralphie May](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ralphie-may/) > [Jay Mohr saved my life. That's not an overstatement either.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ralphie-may/jay-mohr-saved-my-life-that-s-not-an-overstatement-either/) [Ralphie May](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ralphie-may/) > [I don't go to comedy clubs unless I'm working. And when I do work, I come in, I do my time and I leave.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ralphie-may/i-don-t-go-to-comedy-clubs-unless-i-m-working-and-when-i-do-work-i/) [Ralphie May](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ralphie-may/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fat-stupid/ralphie-may/#itemlist", "name": "1 Fat Stupid Quotes By Ralphie May", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "America thinks if you're fat, you're stupid. That's great. I want them to keep thinking that. 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