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title: "10 Fat Stupid Quotes by 10 authors"
description: "Browse 10 Fat Stupid quotes by 10 authors. Discover the best Fat Stupid sayings and thoughts."
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> [“The Great Zaganza said: "You are very fat and stupid and persistently wear a ridiculous hat which you should be ashamed of.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-adams/the-great-zaganza-said-you-are-very-fat-and-stupid-and-persistently/)

[Douglas Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-adams/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/236/douglas-adams-122_fat-stupid_the-great-zaganza-said-you-are-very-fat_1397768.png)

> [This is me this is how I feel about myself fat, stupid, ugly, mental, crazy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kaile-stewart/this-is-me-this-is-how-i-feel-about-myself-fat-stupid-ugly-mental/)

[Kaile Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kaile-stewart/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2db/kaile-stewart-16885_feel_this-is-me-this-is-how-i-feel-about-myse_2586270.jpg)

> [Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/shut-up-go-back-to-bed-america-your-government-is-in-control-here-s/)

[Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/74a/bill-hicks-970_america_shut-up-go-back-to-bed-america-your-gove_2932737.jpg)

> [Your mama is so fat and stupid,she got offensive when buzz lightyear said to Infiniti and beyond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/your-mama-is-so-fat-and-stupid-she-got-offensive-when-buzz-lightyear/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [When I was younger I spent way too much time thinking about me being too fat. So stupid.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meryl-streep/when-i-was-younger-i-spent-way-too-much-time-thinking-about-me-being/)

[Meryl Streep](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meryl-streep/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/094/meryl-streep-1078_fats_when-i-was-younger-i-spent-way-too-much_2581781.jpg)

> [Right now, this fat stupid fuck can save our lives. Remember, it's only temporary.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lucky-luciano/right-now-this-fat-stupid-fuck-can-save-our-lives-remember-it-s-only/)

[Lucky Luciano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lucky-luciano/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a7d/lucky-luciano-24983_right-now_right-now-this-fat-stupid-fuck-can-save_2544363.png)

> [I have to hear this all the time in England: Well, all Americans are fat and stupid, mm-hm-hm-hm-hm. Really? Well, thanks for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-proops/i-have-to-hear-this-all-the-time-in-england-well-all-americans-are/)

[Greg Proops](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-proops/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/363/greg-proops-10669_country_i-have-to-hear-this-all-the-time-in-engl_1561930.jpg)

> [America thinks if you're fat, you're stupid. That's great. I want them to keep thinking that. Let them keep on thinking that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ralphie-may/america-thinks-if-you-re-fat-you-re-stupid-that-s-great-i-want-them/)

[Ralphie May](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ralphie-may/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/060/ralphie-may-3594_expectations_america-thinks-if-you-re-fat-you-re-stup_1736280.png)

> [“There's lots will take things as they are--fat and stupid; and lots will be worried by a sort of feeling that it's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/h-g-wells-2/there-s-lots-will-take-things-as-they-are-fat-and-stupid-and-lots/)

[H.G. Wells](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/h-g-wells-2/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/401/h-g-wells-2-1299_religion_there-s-lots-will-take-things-as-they-ar_3081269.jpg)

> [“Smoke gunpowder and go to school to jump through hoops, sit up and beg, and roll over on command. Listen to the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-halse-anderson/smoke-gunpowder-and-go-to-school-to-jump-through-hoops-sit-up-and-beg/)

[Laurie Halse Anderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-halse-anderson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/178/laurie-halse-anderson-623_starve_smoke-gunpowder-and-go-to-school-to-jump_986713.png)

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