--- title: "11 Fat Friend Quotes by 11 authors" description: "Browse 11 Fat Friend quotes by 11 authors. Discover the best Fat Friend sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/431/beau-brummell-51048_fats_who-s-your-fat-friend-1665661_1665661.png" --- > [Who's your fat friend ?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/beau-brummell/who-s-your-fat-friend/) [Beau Brummell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/beau-brummell/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/431/beau-brummell-51048_fats_who-s-your-fat-friend-1665661_1665661.png) > [BFF- Big Fat Friend](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mr-popper-jim-carrey/bff-big-fat-friend/) [Mr Popper (Jim Carrey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mr-popper-jim-carrey/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d34/mr-popper-jim-carrey-264480_bff_bff-big-fat-friend-2433894_2433894.jpg) > [When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/demetri-martin/when-you-have-a-fat-friend-there-are-no-see-saws-only-catapults/) [Demetri Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/demetri-martin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/86e/demetri-martin-511_catapults_when-you-have-a-fat-friend-there-are-no_1422448.jpg) > [“Fat is not the enemy in your diet. Fat is your friend.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-moore/fat-is-not-the-enemy-in-your-diet-fat-is-your-friend/) [Jimmy Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-moore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/655/jimmy-moore-37908_diet_fat-is-not-the-enemy-in-your-diet-fat-is_2942105.png) > [Hey Shawty, do I stand a chance with you or shall I just move on to your fat friend?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/hey-shawty-do-i-stand-a-chance-with-you-or-shall-i-just-move-on-to/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/457/anonymous-1_chance_hey-shawty-do-i-stand-a-chance-with-you_2696167.jpg) > [A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erma-bombeck/a-friend-doesn-t-go-on-a-diet-because-you-are-fat-a-friend-never/) [Erma Bombeck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erma-bombeck/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c3b/erma-bombeck-780_diets_a-friend-doesn-t-go-on-a-diet-because-yo_2736964.jpg) > [I'm a chubby middle-aged white guy with short hair. I think that's it, really. I kind of have a look. Right now,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aaron-douglas/i-m-a-chubby-middle-aged-white-guy-with-short-hair-i-think-that-s-it/) [Aaron Douglas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aaron-douglas/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e8/aaron-douglas-34005_chubby_i-m-a-chubby-middle-aged-white-guy-with_2098905.jpg) > [“ "...we’re all fucking Duffs.” (Designated Ugly Fat Friend) “I’m not the Duff,” Wesley said confidently. “That’s because you don’t have friends.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kody-keplinger/we-re-all-fucking-duffs-designated-ugly-fat-friend-i-m-not-the-duff/) [Kody Keplinger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kody-keplinger/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/291/kody-keplinger-3834_friends_we-re-all-fucking-duffs-designated-ugly_2635223.jpg) > [“I had a really fat friend. The next time I saw him he looked like me! He said he lost the weight…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-magee/i-had-a-really-fat-friend-the-next-time-i-saw-him-he-looked-like-me/) [Steven Magee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-magee/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b5d/steven-magee-129_eating_i-had-a-really-fat-friend-the-next-time_106826.jpg) > [My size has helped make me an amazing performer too. The cliche of the Funny Fat Friend: I absolutely was that character…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/beth-ditto/my-size-has-helped-make-me-an-amazing-performer-too-the-cliche-of-the/) [Beth Ditto](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/beth-ditto/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/34a/beth-ditto-3017_amazing_my-size-has-helped-make-me-an-amazing-pe_1211614.jpg) > [“Randall looks at me with fire in his eye, but he nods and decides to smile at my banter. He gets to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-a-meyer/randall-looks-at-me-with-fire-in-his-eye-but-he-nods-and-decides-to/) [L.A. Meyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-a-meyer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/039/l-a-meyer-11944_bloody-jack_randall-looks-at-me-with-fire-in-his-eye_2976751.png) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fat-friend/#itemlist", "name": "Fat Friend Quotes", "numberOfItems": 11, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Who's your fat friend ?", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Beau Brummell" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/beau-brummell/who-s-your-fat-friend/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/431/beau-brummell-51048_fats_who-s-your-fat-friend-1665661_1665661.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/431/beau-brummell-51048_fats_who-s-your-fat-friend-1665661_1665661.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/431/beau-brummell-51048_fats_who-s-your-fat-friend-1665661_1665661.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Who's your fat friend ?” — Beau Brummell", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "BFF- Big Fat Friend", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Mr Popper (Jim Carrey" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mr-popper-jim-carrey/bff-big-fat-friend/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d34/mr-popper-jim-carrey-264480_bff_bff-big-fat-friend-2433894_2433894.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d34/mr-popper-jim-carrey-264480_bff_bff-big-fat-friend-2433894_2433894.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d34/mr-popper-jim-carrey-264480_bff_bff-big-fat-friend-2433894_2433894.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“BFF- Big Fat Friend” — Mr Popper (Jim Carrey", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Demetri Martin" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/demetri-martin/when-you-have-a-fat-friend-there-are-no-see-saws-only-catapults/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/86e/demetri-martin-511_catapults_when-you-have-a-fat-friend-there-are-no_1422448.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/86e/demetri-martin-511_catapults_when-you-have-a-fat-friend-there-are-no_1422448.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/86e/demetri-martin-511_catapults_when-you-have-a-fat-friend-there-are-no_1422448.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.” — Demetri Martin", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Fat is not the enemy in your diet. 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The next time I saw him he looked like me! He said he lost the weight by eating as much tuna as he wanted. It was hard to recognize him without his excessive weight!”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Steven Magee" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-magee/i-had-a-really-fat-friend-the-next-time-i-saw-him-he-looked-like-me/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b5d/steven-magee-129_eating_i-had-a-really-fat-friend-the-next-time_106826.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b5d/steven-magee-129_eating_i-had-a-really-fat-friend-the-next-time_106826.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b5d/steven-magee-129_eating_i-had-a-really-fat-friend-the-next-time_106826.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I had a really fat friend. The next time I saw him he looked like me! 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