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title: "3 Farts Funny Quotes by 2 authors"
description: "Browse 3 Farts Funny quotes by 2 authors. Discover the best Farts Funny sayings and thoughts."
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> [No matter how old you are, when the ketchup bottle farts, it's funny.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/no-matter-how-old-you-are-when-the-ketchup-bottle-farts-it-s-funny/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a21/anonymous-1_age_no-matter-how-old-you-are-when-the-ketch_3075.jpg)

> [I don't give a damn if you think I'm immature, I find farts funny.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-don-t-give-a-damn-if-you-think-i-m-immature-i-find-farts-funny/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f89/anonymous-1_quote_i-don-t-give-a-damn-if-you-think-i-m-imm_1012421.jpg)

> [“One thing that I used to believe that has stuck with me is, of course, that farts are funny. Burps, too. Sneezes,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-knauss/one-thing-that-i-used-to-believe-that-has-stuck-with-me-is-of-course/)

[Greg Knauss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-knauss/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8e2/greg-knauss-240664_every-day_one-thing-that-i-used-to-believe-that-ha_3175920.jpg)

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