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title: "45 Farted Quotes by 38 authors"
description: "Browse 45 Farted quotes by 38 authors. Discover the best Farted sayings and thoughts."
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> [I farted then she ran away :o](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patience/i-farted-then-she-ran-away-o/)

[Patience](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patience/)

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> [This is my I farted facee CX](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patience/this-is-my-i-farted-facee-cx/)

[Patience](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patience/)

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> [I always just farted.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-always-just-farted/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [I farted:P XDDDD](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patience/i-farted-p-xdddd/)

[Patience](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patience/)

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> [You thought like Lit, you thought you farted but you shit!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/you-thought-like-lit-you-thought-you-farted-but-you-shit/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Have you ever farted and it didn't smell?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-dyrdek/have-you-ever-farted-and-it-didn-t-smell/)

[Rob Dyrdek](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-dyrdek/)

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> [“Humbledrum farted mournfully, three distinct notes.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lev-grossman/humbledrum-farted-mournfully-three-distinct-notes/)

[Lev Grossman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lev-grossman/)

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> [How about this, have you ever farted so hard you shivered?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-engvall/how-about-this-have-you-ever-farted-so-hard-you-shivered/)

[Bill Engvall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-engvall/)

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> [Admit it, you've farted & blamed it on somebody else before.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/admit-it-you-ve-farted-blamed-it-on-somebody-else-before/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“She was so cold, she probably farted ice cubes.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cara-lynn-shultz/she-was-so-cold-she-probably-farted-ice-cubes/)

[Cara Lynn Shultz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cara-lynn-shultz/)

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> [I've never farted during surgery.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-dubrow/i-ve-never-farted-during-surgery/)

[Terry Dubrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-dubrow/)

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> [That awkward moment when you see someone coming your way after you've just farted.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/that-awkward-moment-when-you-see-someone-coming-your-way-after-you-ve/)

[Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/)

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> [Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caroline-rhea/before-we-got-engaged-he-never-farted-now-it-s-a-second-language/)

[Caroline Rhea](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caroline-rhea/)

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> [There are too many people writing about whether they just farted or not.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mick-hucknall/there-are-too-many-people-writing-about-whether-they-just-farted-or/)

[Mick Hucknall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mick-hucknall/)

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> [My 'friend' just farted in the car and locked the windows on me. How was your night?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-kennedy/my-friend-just-farted-in-the-car-and-locked-the-windows-on-me-how-was/)

[Jason Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-kennedy/)

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> [That awkward moment when you fart and your friend says I think one of the dogs just farted.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lexi-lou/that-awkward-moment-when-you-fart-and-your-friend-says-i-think-one-of/)

[Lexi Lou](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lexi-lou/)

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> [I farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasn't my fault they don't have Windows.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ramandeep-singh/i-farted-in-the-apple-store-and-everyone-got-mad-but-it-wasn-t-my/)

[Ramandeep Singh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ramandeep-singh/)

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> [“The old man was in agony because of gas. He farted tremendously, and then he belched.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/the-old-man-was-in-agony-because-of-gas-he-farted-tremendously-and/)

[Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/)

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> [I have never farted in front of a guy I fancied before - I was so embarrassed!.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rebecca-loos/i-have-never-farted-in-front-of-a-guy-i-fancied-before-i-was-so/)

[Rebecca Loos](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rebecca-loos/)

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> [“standing in front of a creeper. I turned round and farted at it, the traditional creeper greeting. A fart is about as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diary-wimpy/standing-in-front-of-a-creeper-i-turned-round-and-farted-at-it-the/)

[Diary Wimpy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diary-wimpy/)

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> [When I did 'Alice by Heart,' on one of the lifts, I farted a little bit and everyone heard it in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/molly-gordon/when-i-did-alice-by-heart-on-one-of-the-lifts-i-farted-a-little-bit/)

[Molly Gordon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/molly-gordon/)

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> [“Mom stopped reading, closed the book, and started laughing her ass off. Behind her a bunch of old dudes reading newspapers looked…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/walter-sorrells/mom-stopped-reading-closed-the-book-and-started-laughing-her-ass-off/)

[Walter Sorrells](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/walter-sorrells/)

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> [Since Jesus was human then he most assuredly farted and burped. And if God did create us in God's image then God…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherman-alexie/since-jesus-was-human-then-he-most-assuredly-farted-and-burped-and-if/)

[Sherman Alexie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherman-alexie/)

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> [Hahaha XD my brother, mom, and I waiting in line in MCdonalds and my brother farted then I farted then my mom…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patience/hahaha-xd-my-brother-mom-and-i-waiting-in-line-in-mcdonalds-and-my/)

[Patience](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patience/)

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> [Just asked my fiance to dance with me as if it were our first dance. Then he farted and I had to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/danielle-fishel/just-asked-my-fiance-to-dance-with-me-as-if-it-were-our-first-dance/)

[Danielle Fishel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/danielle-fishel/)

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> [“I had two beady brown eyes that, no matter how hard I tried to look mysterious and cool, always seemed to say…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-katcher/i-had-two-beady-brown-eyes-that-no-matter-how-hard-i-tried-to-look/)

[Brian Katcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-katcher/)

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> [“Akiko was in a meeting with her superior officers when she farted and tore a hole in her chair. The fart was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-tieryas/akiko-was-in-a-meeting-with-her-superior-officers-when-she-farted-and/)

[Peter Tieryas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-tieryas/)

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> [I don't feel so good." Lula said. And she farted. She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long fart.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/i-don-t-feel-so-good-lula-said-and-she-farted-she-squeezed-her-eyes/)

[Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/)

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> [“Fat Johnny reached down, and as he grasped the wallet, he farted loudly and screamed. With faint amusement the gunslinger realized he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/fat-johnny-reached-down-and-as-he-grasped-the-wallet-he-farted-loudly-2/)

[Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/)

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> [“Those ever more frequent nights when his loneliness became unbearable and he took solace in wine he would sometimes stand outside his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ernest-k-gann/those-ever-more-frequent-nights-when-his-loneliness-became-unbearable/)

[Ernest K. Gann](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ernest-k-gann/)

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> [“What happened next… well, I'm going to blame it on the fact that I was scared. And I had just flown or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dinah-katt/what-happened-next-well-i-m-going-to-blame-it-on-the-fact-that-i-was/)

[Dinah Katt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dinah-katt/)

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> [“The girdle went from just under my breasts to the top of my knees. It cinched me in pretty tight. In fact,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mollie-gross/the-girdle-went-from-just-under-my-breasts-to-the-top-of-my-knees-it/)

[Mollie Gross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mollie-gross/)

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> [“Angie breathed deeply, then turned ten shades of puce. “Aren’t you guys dead? Why are you still able to fart?” I laughed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/megan-curd/angie-breathed-deeply-then-turned-ten-shades-of-puce-aren-t-you-guys/)

[Megan Curd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/megan-curd/)

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> [We had a teacher, named Mr. Brown, and he was writing something on the board once - he was writing something on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donald-glover/we-had-a-teacher-named-mr-brown-and-he-was-writing-something-on-the/)

[Donald Glover](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donald-glover/)

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> [“And we took off-whoosh-into the night. Through the clouds, we hurtled up into the sky. And this man farted. I will never…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/billy-connolly/and-we-took-off-whoosh-into-the-night-through-the-clouds-we-hurtled/)

[Billy Connolly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/billy-connolly/)

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> [There I sat all broken hearted, Tried to shit and only farted. Later on I took a chance, Tried to fart and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/there-i-sat-all-broken-hearted-tried-to-shit-and-only-farted-later-on/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carl-barron/my-dad-was-proud-of-himself-when-he-farted-he-sounds-like-he-s/)

[Carl Barron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carl-barron/)

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> [Im not the type of bitch to get all serious and shit, but I just farted.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patience/im-not-the-type-of-bitch-to-get-all-serious-and-shit-but-i-just-farted/)

[Patience](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patience/)

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> [“Shit,” he said as if she were being funny. “I’m not going near that door. Looks like the devil farted pure hell…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/a-r-wise/shit-he-said-as-if-she-were-being-funny-i-m-not-going-near-that-door/)

[A.R. Wise](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/a-r-wise/)

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> [It would be nice if people said, God bless you not just when you sneezed but also when you farted.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/demetri-martin/it-would-be-nice-if-people-said-god-bless-you-not-just-when-you/)

[Demetri Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/demetri-martin/)

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## Top authors on Farted

- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b019/author-patience-73448.jpg) Patience 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/farted/patience/)

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