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title: "6 Fart Joke Quotes by 6 authors"
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> [ \[When\] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn't matter what else is going on. That's real happiness. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/when-you-re-dying-laughing-because-your-three-year-old-made-a-fart/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

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> [I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harold-ramis/i-d-like-to-think-i-d-never-do-a-gratuitous-fart-joke/)

[Harold Ramis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harold-ramis/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2f9/harold-ramis-4057_fart_i-d-like-to-think-i-d-never-do-a-gratuit_1308182.png)

> [You can never guess what a kid's going to find funny - besides, you know, an obvious fart joke here and there.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/genndy-tartakovsky/you-can-never-guess-what-a-kid-s-going-to-find-funny-besides-you-know/)

[Genndy Tartakovsky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/genndy-tartakovsky/)

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> [Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/demetri-martin/some-of-them-relate-to-farts-but-they-are-not-fart-jokes-they-would/)

[Demetri Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/demetri-martin/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/066/demetri-martin-511_fart_some-of-them-relate-to-farts-but-they-ar_1408260.jpg)

> [Everyone knows I love a good fart joke!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/channing-frye/everyone-knows-i-love-a-good-fart-joke/)

[Channing Frye](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/channing-frye/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/864/channing-frye-6790_fart_everyone-knows-i-love-a-good-fart-joke-1_1457968.jpg)

> [A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenny-eclair/a-good-fart-joke-makes-me-bawl-with-laughter-so-will-somebody-farting/)

[Jenny Eclair](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenny-eclair/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bb6/jenny-eclair-12835_beats_a-good-fart-joke-makes-me-bawl-with-laug_3198060.png)

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