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title: "4 Farmer Say Quotes by 4 authors"
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> [What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/what-did-the-farmer-say-when-he-lost-his-tractor-where-s-my-tractor/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“I once heard a tobacco-chewing hog farmer say that, in Iowa, folks like to spread out their children like dog shit on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-smith/i-once-heard-a-tobacco-chewing-hog-farmer-say-that-in-iowa-folks-like/)

[Andrew Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-smith/)

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> [What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. Wheres my tractor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/she-s-gone/what-did-the-farmer-say-when-he-lost-his-tractor-wheres-my-tractor/)

[She's\_gone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/she-s-gone/)

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> [“(Most jobs I've had have been variations on hunter-gatherer and farmer. I was one of the first to say "Hey, if we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gene-doucette/most-jobs-i-ve-had-have-been-variations-on-hunter-gatherer-and-farmer/)

[Gene Doucette](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gene-doucette/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/03e/gene-doucette-17956_pretty-good_most-jobs-i-ve-had-have-been-variations_3083857.jpg)

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