--- title: "1 Families Like Quotes By Les Dawson" description: "1 Families Like quotes by Les Dawson. Plus more from Les Dawson and more Families Like sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/209/les-dawson-11947_families_families-are-like-fudge-mostly-sweet-wit_2324245.jpg" --- > [Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/les-dawson/families-are-like-fudge-mostly-sweet-with-a-few-nuts/) [Les Dawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/les-dawson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/209/les-dawson-11947_families_families-are-like-fudge-mostly-sweet-wit_2324245.jpg) ## More by Les Dawson > [I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/les-dawson/i-discovered-the-wife-s-got-asthma-thank-god-i-thought-she-was/) [Les Dawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/les-dawson/) > [In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/les-dawson/in-awe-i-watched-the-waxing-moon-ride-across-the-zenith-of-the/) [Les Dawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/les-dawson/) > [Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/les-dawson/marriage-is-an-institution-and-that-s-where-a-couple-finish-up/) [Les Dawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/les-dawson/) > [I've just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law's funeral. And she's cancelled it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/les-dawson/i-ve-just-had-some-bad-news-tomorrow-is-the-mother-in-law-s-funeral/) [Les Dawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/les-dawson/) > [I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/les-dawson/i-can-always-tell-when-the-mother-in-law-s-coming-to-stay-the-mice/) [Les Dawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/les-dawson/) > [The mother-in-law is the centre of a family.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/les-dawson/the-mother-in-law-is-the-centre-of-a-family/) [Les Dawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/les-dawson/) > [I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/les-dawson/i-went-to-my-doctor-and-asked-for-something-for-persistent-wind-he/) [Les Dawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/les-dawson/) > [In awe, I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebony void of infinite…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/les-dawson/in-awe-i-watched-the-waxing-moon-ride-across-the-zenith-of-the-2/) [Les Dawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/les-dawson/) > [Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finishes up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/les-dawson/marriage-is-an-institution-and-that-s-where-a-couple-finishes-up/) [Les Dawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/les-dawson/) > [I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/les-dawson/i-saw-six-men-kicking-and-punching-the-mother-in-law-my-neighbour/) [Les Dawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/les-dawson/) > [With wives, men hide behind the air of bravado, which is basically a defence mechanism, I think. Clever creatures, women. Very clever.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/les-dawson/with-wives-men-hide-behind-the-air-of-bravado-which-is-basically-a/) [Les Dawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/les-dawson/) > [Mind you, I've always been musical... Mother used to sit me on her knee and I'd whisper, 'Mummy, Mummy, sing me a lullaby do,'…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/les-dawson/mind-you-i-ve-always-been-musical-mother-used-to-sit-me-on-her-knee/) [Les Dawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/les-dawson/) > [How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you is a personal thing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/les-dawson/how-can-you-analyse-what-is-funny-what-s-funny-to-one-isn-t-funny-to/) [Les Dawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/les-dawson/) > [The mother-in-law had an accident at work. A hot rivet dropped down her drawers and she fell off the oil rig.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/les-dawson/the-mother-in-law-had-an-accident-at-work-a-hot-rivet-dropped-down/) [Les Dawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/les-dawson/) > [I'm often accused of saying some pretty rotten things about my mother-in-law. But quite honestly, she's only got one major fault - it's called…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/les-dawson/i-m-often-accused-of-saying-some-pretty-rotten-things-about-my-mother/) [Les Dawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/les-dawson/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/families-like/les-dawson/#itemlist", "name": "1 Families Like Quotes By Les Dawson", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Les Dawson" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/les-dawson/families-are-like-fudge-mostly-sweet-with-a-few-nuts/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/209/les-dawson-11947_families_families-are-like-fudge-mostly-sweet-wit_2324245.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/209/les-dawson-11947_families_families-are-like-fudge-mostly-sweet-wit_2324245.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/209/les-dawson-11947_families_families-are-like-fudge-mostly-sweet-wit_2324245.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts.” — Les Dawson", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/families-like/les-dawson/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/families-like/les-dawson/", "name": "Families Like Quotes by Les Dawson", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/families-like/les-dawson/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/209/les-dawson-11947_families_families-are-like-fudge-mostly-sweet-wit_2324245.jpg" }, "description": "1 Families Like quotes by Les Dawson. 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