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> [The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/the-only-thing-that-can-stop-hair-from-falling-is-the-floor/)

[Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cc4/will-rogers-272_fall_the-only-thing-that-can-stop-hair-from-f_1004369.jpg)

> [No, I got my web site going and said I have the record out. People were just falling on the floor -…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackie-deshannon/no-i-got-my-web-site-going-and-said-i-have-the-record-out-people-were/)

[Jackie DeShannon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackie-deshannon/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d61/jackie-deshannon-21660_believe_no-i-got-my-web-site-going-and-said-i-ha_1022821.png)

> [Eventually something you love is going to be taken away. And then you will fall to the floor crying. And then, however…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-siken/eventually-something-you-love-is-going-to-be-taken-away-and-then-you/)

[Richard Siken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-siken/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbb/richard-siken-4133_cry_eventually-something-you-love-is-going-t_1868944.jpg)

> [Eventually something you love is going to be taken away. And then you will fall to the floor crying. And then, however…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-siken/eventually-something-you-love-is-going-to-be-taken-away-and-then-you-2/)

[Richard Siken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-siken/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e8/richard-siken-4133_cry_eventually-something-you-love-is-going-t_1955155.png)

> [“Jesus, I wonder if that sound was our listening receiver falling to the floor.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karl-braungart/jesus-i-wonder-if-that-sound-was-our-listening-receiver-falling-to/)

[Karl Braungart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karl-braungart/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/677/karl-braungart-33591_action_jesus-i-wonder-if-that-sound-was-our-lis_2569449.jpg)

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