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> [“Orgasms, for her, had been what she faked with a man and provided herself when she was alone,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/linda-howard/orgasms-for-her-had-been-what-she-faked-with-a-man-and-provided/)

[Linda Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/linda-howard/)

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## More by Linda Howard

> [I have a real low tolerance for parasites, and you're so close to the limit that I'm already reaching for the flea powder.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/linda-howard/i-have-a-real-low-tolerance-for-parasites-and-you-re-so-close-to-the/)

[Linda Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/linda-howard/)

> [“amusement in her eyes and had to grin. "How are you feeling?" he asked, his voice dropping to a low, intimate tone that excluded…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/linda-howard/amusement-in-her-eyes-and-had-to-grin-how-are-you-feeling-he-asked/)

[Linda Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/linda-howard/)

> [“You remember the 'be quiet' part of the rules? Embrace it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/linda-howard/you-remember-the-be-quiet-part-of-the-rules-embrace-it/)

[Linda Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/linda-howard/)

> [“It's daylight. Shouldn't you have burned to a crisp, or something? Don't you have to crawl into a coffin? Where do you keep it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/linda-howard/it-s-daylight-shouldn-t-you-have-burned-to-a-crisp-or-something-don-t/)

[Linda Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/linda-howard/)

> [“Everything feels like the end of the world, and you can't reason with someone who can't see tomorrow.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/linda-howard/everything-feels-like-the-end-of-the-world-and-you-can-t-reason-with/)

[Linda Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/linda-howard/)

> [“Pure hell was living in her eyes.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/linda-howard/pure-hell-was-living-in-her-eyes/)

[Linda Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/linda-howard/)

> [“The lessons learned hardest were the lessons learned best.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/linda-howard/the-lessons-learned-hardest-were-the-lessons-learned-best/)

[Linda Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/linda-howard/)

> [Cows are the Devil's handmaidens.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/linda-howard/cows-are-the-devil-s-handmaidens/)

[Linda Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/linda-howard/)

> [“What?” he demanded testily. Trammell raised his eyebrows. “I didn’t say anything.” “You’re thinking something, though. You’ve got that shit-eating smirk on your face.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/linda-howard/what-he-demanded-testily-trammell-raised-his-eyebrows-i-didn-t-say/)

[Linda Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/linda-howard/)

> [He needed a woman. Bad.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/linda-howard/he-needed-a-woman-bad/)

[Linda Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/linda-howard/)

> [God, I love you," he said, and laid his head on her belly, his arms locked around her hips. Madelyn slid her fingers into…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/linda-howard/god-i-love-you-he-said-and-laid-his-head-on-her-belly-his-arms-locked/)

[Linda Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/linda-howard/)

> [“She felt oddly safe with him, though not safe from him.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/linda-howard/she-felt-oddly-safe-with-him-though-not-safe-from-him/)

[Linda Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/linda-howard/)

> [“Oh, Jesus,” he said, wheezing with the effort it took to control himself. He wiped his eyes with the back of his hand. “You…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/linda-howard/oh-jesus-he-said-wheezing-with-the-effort-it-took-to-control-himself/)

[Linda Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/linda-howard/)

> [“Don’t you want it?” “Want what?” “The engagement ring.” “Oh, is that what’s in the box? You threw my engagement ring at me?” Boy,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/linda-howard/don-t-you-want-it-want-what-the-engagement-ring-oh-is-that-what-s-in/)

[Linda Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/linda-howard/)

> [“She had no sense of time, of what day it was, or anything beyond the bed she was on and the unceasing battle she…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/linda-howard/she-had-no-sense-of-time-of-what-day-it-was-or-anything-beyond-the/)

[Linda Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/linda-howard/)

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