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> [“My fake weekend has begun. I always take Tuesday off, unless my rent is due and I need to pick up some extra cash. I always take Thursday off, too. I have two fake weekends and one real weekend per…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-reilly/my-fake-weekend-has-begun-i-always-take-tuesday-off-unless-my-rent-is/)

[Gary Reilly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-reilly/)

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