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title: "1 Fairway Quotes By Jackie Gleason"
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> [Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackie-gleason/obviously-a-deer-on-the-fairway-has-seen-you-tee-off-before-and-knows/)

[Jackie Gleason](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackie-gleason/)

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## More by Jackie Gleason

> [The worst thing you can do with money is save it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackie-gleason/the-worst-thing-you-can-do-with-money-is-save-it/)

[Jackie Gleason](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackie-gleason/)

> [I always knew what I was doing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackie-gleason/i-always-knew-what-i-was-doing/)

[Jackie Gleason](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackie-gleason/)

> [I didn't have things as a child, and I was determined to get them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackie-gleason/i-didn-t-have-things-as-a-child-and-i-was-determined-to-get-them/)

[Jackie Gleason](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackie-gleason/)

> [I only made $200 a week and I had to buy my own bullets.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackie-gleason/i-only-made-200-a-week-and-i-had-to-buy-my-own-bullets/)

[Jackie Gleason](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackie-gleason/)

> [Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackie-gleason/thin-people-are-beautiful-but-fat-people-are-adorable/)

[Jackie Gleason](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackie-gleason/)

> [How sweet it is!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackie-gleason/how-sweet-it-is/)

[Jackie Gleason](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackie-gleason/)

> [A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackie-gleason/a-man-must-defend-his-home-his-wife-his-children-and-his-martini/)

[Jackie Gleason](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackie-gleason/)

> [A lot of people say, 'Well, I like a challenge. 'I don't like challenges. Life is tough enough without any challenges.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackie-gleason/a-lot-of-people-say-well-i-like-a-challenge-i-don-t-like-challenges/)

[Jackie Gleason](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackie-gleason/)

> [Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackie-gleason/drinking-removes-warts-and-pimples-not-from-me-but-from-those-i-look/)

[Jackie Gleason](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackie-gleason/)

> [The only thing better than one of my songs is one of my songs with a glass of scotch.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackie-gleason/the-only-thing-better-than-one-of-my-songs-is-one-of-my-songs-with-a/)

[Jackie Gleason](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackie-gleason/)

> [Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackie-gleason/modesty-in-an-actor-is-as-fake-as-passion-in-a-call-girl/)

[Jackie Gleason](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackie-gleason/)

> [Sometimes the feeling that life is great just swells up inside you and fills you with joy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackie-gleason/sometimes-the-feeling-that-life-is-great-just-swells-up-inside-you/)

[Jackie Gleason](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackie-gleason/)

> [Our dreams are firsthand creations, rather than residues of waking life. We have the capacity for infinite creativity; at least while dreaming, we partake…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackie-gleason/our-dreams-are-firsthand-creations-rather-than-residues-of-waking/)

[Jackie Gleason](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackie-gleason/)

> [Does God have a sense of humor? He must have if He created us.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackie-gleason/does-god-have-a-sense-of-humor-he-must-have-if-he-created-us/)

[Jackie Gleason](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackie-gleason/)

> [Some drink to forget, some drink to remember-me, I drink to get bagged,](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackie-gleason/some-drink-to-forget-some-drink-to-remember-me-i-drink-to-get-bagged/)

[Jackie Gleason](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackie-gleason/)

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