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> [“Logging into Facebook in the morning, I felt like some sort of indentured servant. “O Lord Facebook, I have come to pay tribute,” I thought.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/guillaume-morissette/logging-into-facebook-in-the-morning-i-felt-like-some-sort-of/)

[Guillaume Morissette](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/guillaume-morissette/)

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## More by Guillaume Morissette

> [“An ad on Facebook kept asking me if I was “tough enough,” but it never felt like I was.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/guillaume-morissette/an-ad-on-facebook-kept-asking-me-if-i-was-tough-enough-but-it-never/)

[Guillaume Morissette](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/guillaume-morissette/)

> [“Don't take my pain away, leave my pain right there, you could even put more pain inside my pain and it wouldn't bother me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/guillaume-morissette/don-t-take-my-pain-away-leave-my-pain-right-there-you-could-even-put/)

[Guillaume Morissette](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/guillaume-morissette/)

> [“Convincing myself I was a “good artist” while also knowing how pointless it was to be one.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/guillaume-morissette/convincing-myself-i-was-a-good-artist-while-also-knowing-how/)

[Guillaume Morissette](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/guillaume-morissette/)

> [“I had a dream in which I clicked on a hyperlink and it led me directly into another brain.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/guillaume-morissette/i-had-a-dream-in-which-i-clicked-on-a-hyperlink-and-it-led-me/)

[Guillaume Morissette](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/guillaume-morissette/)

> [“I spent my first two weeks in Toronto massively alone. I couldn’t tell if I had forgotten how to meet people, or if this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/guillaume-morissette/i-spent-my-first-two-weeks-in-toronto-massively-alone-i-couldn-t-tell/)

[Guillaume Morissette](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/guillaume-morissette/)

> [“When I am dead, take my ashes and make a computer with them.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/guillaume-morissette/when-i-am-dead-take-my-ashes-and-make-a-computer-with-them/)

[Guillaume Morissette](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/guillaume-morissette/)

> [“I like the internet because I envy the internet. It lives without the hindrance and limitations of a body and I don't.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/guillaume-morissette/i-like-the-internet-because-i-envy-the-internet-it-lives-without-the/)

[Guillaume Morissette](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/guillaume-morissette/)

> [“Some weeks I didn’t floss because if I couldn’t hurt myself anymore, what did I even have left.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/guillaume-morissette/some-weeks-i-didn-t-floss-because-if-i-couldn-t-hurt-myself-anymore/)

[Guillaume Morissette](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/guillaume-morissette/)

> [“I miss you and I miss you naked. Those are two completely separate ways of missing you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/guillaume-morissette/i-miss-you-and-i-miss-you-naked-those-are-two-completely-separate/)

[Guillaume Morissette](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/guillaume-morissette/)

> [“One of the Ten Commandments should have been, “Avoid taking yourself seriously.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/guillaume-morissette/one-of-the-ten-commandments-should-have-been-avoid-taking-yourself/)

[Guillaume Morissette](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/guillaume-morissette/)

> [“Alternate universe in which the 1995 movie Waterworld wasn’t a box office flop, causing instant, worldwide acceptance of its important message about the dangers…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/guillaume-morissette/alternate-universe-in-which-the-1995-movie-waterworld-wasn-t-a-box/)

[Guillaume Morissette](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/guillaume-morissette/)

> [“Logging into Facebook in the morning, I felt like some sort of indentured servant. “O Lord Facebook, I have come to pay tribute,” I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/guillaume-morissette/logging-into-facebook-in-the-morning-i-felt-like-some-sort-of/)

[Guillaume Morissette](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/guillaume-morissette/)

> [“What is art except being the real estate agent of your own neuroses.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/guillaume-morissette/what-is-art-except-being-the-real-estate-agent-of-your-own-neuroses/)

[Guillaume Morissette](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/guillaume-morissette/)

> [“Just think before you speak,” says Matt. “Have you ever tried that?” you say. “Thinking before you speak, in real life? The other person…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/guillaume-morissette/just-think-before-you-speak-says-matt-have-you-ever-tried-that-you/)

[Guillaume Morissette](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/guillaume-morissette/)

> [“After growing tired of walking to work every day, I gave up and purchased a bus pass for the first time in two years.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/guillaume-morissette/after-growing-tired-of-walking-to-work-every-day-i-gave-up-and/)

[Guillaume Morissette](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/guillaume-morissette/)

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