--- title: "1 Face Going Quotes By Jane Wagner" description: "1 Face Going quotes by Jane Wagner. Plus more from Jane Wagner and more Face Going sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a1d/jane-wagner-11403_faces_if-you-are-a-human-being-you-might-as-we_1285301.png" --- > [If you are a human being, you might as well face it. You are going to rub a lot of people the wrong way.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-wagner/if-you-are-a-human-being-you-might-as-well-face-it-you-are-going-to/) [Jane Wagner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-wagner/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a1d/jane-wagner-11403_faces_if-you-are-a-human-being-you-might-as-we_1285301.png) ## More by Jane Wagner > [What you try to bury just ends up burying you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-wagner/what-you-try-to-bury-just-ends-up-burying-you/) [Jane Wagner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-wagner/) > [Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-wagner/just-think-your-family-are-the-people-most-likely-to-give-you-the-flu/) [Jane Wagner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-wagner/) > [I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-wagner/i-personally-think-we-developed-language-because-of-our-deep-inner/) [Jane Wagner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-wagner/) > [Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-wagner/keep-talking-someday-you-ll-say-something-intelligent/) [Jane Wagner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-wagner/) > [When I first came into this world, Elvis was already fat.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-wagner/when-i-first-came-into-this-world-elvis-was-already-fat/) [Jane Wagner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-wagner/) > [When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-wagner/when-we-talk-to-god-we-re-praying-when-god-talks-to-us-we-re/) [Jane Wagner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-wagner/) > [Ahhhhhhhh. There is nothing natural about natural childbirth. It is as close to a freak accident as anything I can think of. Why I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-wagner/ahhhhhhhh-there-is-nothing-natural-about-natural-childbirth-it-is-as/) [Jane Wagner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-wagner/) > [You don't know what it's like! Hyperactive twins! When they turned three, my doctor prescribed Ritalin -- I wouldn't dream of giving a drug…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-wagner/you-don-t-know-what-it-s-like-hyperactive-twins-when-they-turned/) [Jane Wagner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-wagner/) > [I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-wagner/i-have-gained-and-lost-the-same-10-pounds-so-many-times-over-and-over/) [Jane Wagner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-wagner/) > [I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-wagner/i-bet-the-worst-part-about-dying-is-the-part-where-your-whole-life/) [Jane Wagner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-wagner/) > [I worry that drugs have forced us to be more creative than we really are.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-wagner/i-worry-that-drugs-have-forced-us-to-be-more-creative-than-we-really/) [Jane Wagner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-wagner/) > [People don't need sex so much as they need to be listened to.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-wagner/people-don-t-need-sex-so-much-as-they-need-to-be-listened-to/) [Jane Wagner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-wagner/) > [“See, the human mind is kind of like...a pinata. When it breaks open, there's a lot of surprises inside. Once you get the pinata…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-wagner/see-the-human-mind-is-kind-of-like-a-pinata-when-it-breaks-open-there/) [Jane Wagner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-wagner/) > [... it's hard to be politically conscious and upwardly mobile at the same time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-wagner/it-s-hard-to-be-politically-conscious-and-upwardly-mobile-at-the-same/) [Jane Wagner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-wagner/) > [Infinity: Time on an ego trip.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-wagner/infinity-time-on-an-ego-trip/) [Jane Wagner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-wagner/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/face-going/jane-wagner/#itemlist", "name": "1 Face Going Quotes By Jane Wagner", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If you are a human being, you might as well face it. 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