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> [If you haven't got eyes, you shouldn't have wings](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karl-pilkington/if-you-haven-t-got-eyes-you-shouldn-t-have-wings/)

[Karl Pilkington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karl-pilkington/)

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## More by Karl Pilkington

> [Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karl-pilkington/me-mum-used-to-always-have-the-radio-on-even-now-she-has-it-on-in/)

[Karl Pilkington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karl-pilkington/)

> [Heaven? Floating about with everyone you ever knew for eternity? Me family does me 'ed in after one day at xmas, I'd rather be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karl-pilkington/heaven-floating-about-with-everyone-you-ever-knew-for-eternity-me/)

[Karl Pilkington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karl-pilkington/)

> [Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karl-pilkington/well-i-m-trying-to-think-what-i-put-in-i-think-i-put-in-why-to-see-if/)

[Karl Pilkington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karl-pilkington/)

> [What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karl-pilkington/what-s-that-plate-that-s-above-a-saucer-but-below-a-plate/)

[Karl Pilkington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karl-pilkington/)

> [We are always making more and more stuff in the world. You know; big buildings, big planes, big boats and that. Will we ever…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karl-pilkington/we-are-always-making-more-and-more-stuff-in-the-world-you-know-big/)

[Karl Pilkington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karl-pilkington/)

> [The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karl-pilkington/the-great-pyramid-is-overrated-it-s-a-bad-design-the-lounge-is-going/)

[Karl Pilkington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karl-pilkington/)

> [People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karl-pilkington/people-eat-duck-and-you-think-well-we-ve-got-loads-of-chickens-leave/)

[Karl Pilkington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karl-pilkington/)

> [As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karl-pilkington/as-long-as-you-re-remembering-baby-jesus-does-it-matter-when-you-re/)

[Karl Pilkington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karl-pilkington/)

> [I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karl-pilkington/i-ve-learnt-that-even-though-i-ve-travelled-about-i-haven-t-changed/)

[Karl Pilkington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karl-pilkington/)

> [They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karl-pilkington/they-do-it-in-thai-restaurants-in-london-you-ask-for-a-drink-and-it/)

[Karl Pilkington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karl-pilkington/)

> [People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karl-pilkington/people-say-having-kids-is-life-changing-well-that-doesn-t-necessarily/)

[Karl Pilkington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karl-pilkington/)

> [Getting old is better than being young. You can do what you want to do.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karl-pilkington/getting-old-is-better-than-being-young-you-can-do-what-you-want-to-do/)

[Karl Pilkington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karl-pilkington/)

> [To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karl-pilkington/to-me-a-cat-is-an-easy-pet-they-don-t-need-any-spoiling-or-looking/)

[Karl Pilkington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karl-pilkington/)

> [Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karl-pilkington/pigeons-they-ve-got-wings-but-they-walk-a-lot/)

[Karl Pilkington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karl-pilkington/)

> [Stay green, stay in the woods, and stay safe.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karl-pilkington/stay-green-stay-in-the-woods-and-stay-safe/)

[Karl Pilkington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karl-pilkington/)

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